To wonder what a sit-com of "MNers in Jail" might be like?

[Salmotrutta]

How would MNers deal with:

Snouts
Mrs Big and her henchwomen
Would they stand their ground in the showers?
How would they get round the evil guards?

TIA

God I loved that fucking song. Prisoner Cell Block H. Would we all need Australian accents?

We could make hooch from potatoes you steal from the kitchen usual.

We would be Moonshiners.

We would have The Power.

Ya flamin' big galah.

Noooo to Aussie accents.

I'm thinking Glaswegian.

They do.

With the booze and the snout I would be MrsBig.

usual.

And have a cell painted in F & B jailbird grey.

I think we have a plot line Line

I'm pretty good at leaning against walls with folded arms and sneering.

I work for the NHS so loads of practice

See, the person on the top bunk that I was thinking about up-thread would most definitely have a cell done out in F&B paint.

But I love the idea of Jailbird Grey!

Or Barlinnie Beige ...

Welcome aboard crazynanna - leaning and sneering is all good.

I do a mean line in broody glares. I feel that might be useful.

Or even brooding glares. FGS.

I can imagine the threads we'd start from our prison cells.

"AIBU to just ignore my phone when it rings? Only it's still shoved up my arse".

AIBU to eat the lemon drizzle cake after I've retrieved the file?

Can I be the one who is suddenly discovered to be capable of delivering all know Open University courses from a small shed out the back?

But yet finds herself brutally compromised by Top Dog who wants vodka miniatures smuggled in inside the Greek Tragedy DVD packs - and begs Top Dog to at least consider theming with Ouzo?

You are Red and I claim my £5 Line!

Worra - YABU I'm afraid.

And then there would be the fights as to who got to watch what on TV. Strictly vs X Factor.

OMG, the TV fights!! Brilliant. I would lead the Brian Cox Sub-Committee. We would supply nearly-new Galaxy Ripples for votes.

everybody would be innocent - framed in a police sting operation gone wrong.

Goes without sayin' basking, goes without sayin'

You slaaaag.

Be nice to the screws as you could get a transfer, don't forget to fiddle your piss tests with tea, and I know my rights doesn;t really work.