[[http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/general_health/1596470-My-fanjos-been-invaded-by-a-foreign-object-and-neither-DH-nor-I-put-there Here]] [[http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/general_health/1596062-FFS-When-I-said-that-pretty-soon-I-was-going-to-menstruate-ovulate-and-have-PMT-all-in-one-day-I-was-JOKING and here.]] FFS. Someone help this woman. Bloody moaning minnie.