to think David Cameron has done a wonderful job?

[toweraboveyou]

Dave Cameron is on a crusade to get everybody off benefits and into work, even those he thinks are probably lying about their disabilities. Therefore, he has obviously created enough jobs for everybody. Otherwise, he'd just be a fuckwit, right?

YANBU... ha!

ha ha ! yeah and he's gorgeous as well.

it's his big shiny red pompous face that I love the most.

There are always jobs as scullerymaid and boot boy going vacant in Cameronland, I'm sure.

feckless people wanting others to 'provide them jobs' - get the hell out there and make your own jobs jeez, do we have to do everthing for people?

"Otherwise, he'd just be a fuckwit, right"

Clearly. He has not created jobs, he has cut jobs, along with the benefits.

He has done an excellent job of Fuckwittery.

You want him to spoon feed you porridge too?

I luff him and his gigantic ham forehead

I love his puffy cheeks and how he's middle class, like the rest of the middle class. Just with a few extra quid behind him. And by a few, I mean, 300 million extra quid.

Don't we all have that? No?

He is a tit!but what the hell makes you think he should be providing jobs for everyone. That is up to you, me and the rest of the population, clearly the idea of the population relating jobs and opportunities is rather shocking for some of you

Creating not relating

yanbu he has managed to cure so many people of disability.

That's right Absy, it's lovely knowing we're all in it together isn't it?

David Cameron is doing fabulous job.
What's londonone said. Amen.

And he's bringing families closer together because if you're under 25 and can't buy a place you still have to live with your parents as he's taken away their benefits.

Ever since he told us the story of the hardship his tax-dodging fuckwit father went through he went right up in my estimation. he's a hero.

I'll assume londonone and rollmops are joking. If they really think he is doing a great job however, they'll be disappointed at election time.

Londonone is DC.

Where have I said he is doing a great job. I said he is a tit! If you think that translates to doing a good job you are clearly lacking in some comprehension skills

No, dear., not joking.
Lack of jobs, well, MaccyD is always hiring...

I forgot we're all in it together. If that's the case then, I would like to be in it together with DC's £300mn.

Well DC has done so much to create jobs and be economically useful in his life time. What with being given his first job by a family friend, and all subsequent jobs through contacts. He showed a BUTTLOAD of initiative, drive and gumption did that young DC.

Nope, Ed 'Bamby" Milliband is a tit. Naaah.

Really, he's taken himself from an incredibly privileged background where he had a hugely expensive education and wanted for nothing nothing and really made something of himself.

I agree.
and the way he is making it so easy for self-employed people to afford to create jobs is first-rate.

in fact, with all his increases in tax, council tax (business rates), and reductions in rate relief and council funding (as well as his lack of incentives for landlords to reduce rents in small towns and those with big percentages of empty shops), I'll probably be able to employ a member of staff by 2020.
it's win-win all round.

oops, I meant I'll probably be able to afford to pay myself a minimum wage.
silly me!