to want a bun fight?

[MardyBra]

It's Saturday morning and the rest of the family are out and about. So I logged onto MN to get some bunfight entertainment, and you're all being nice. So where are the vipers this morning?

Ner!

Fuck off with your buns < lobs a dripper>

We've eaten them all.

I'm looking for a 300+ post AIBU, with opposing factions, name calling and deletions. Not a solitary lob of a bun. [ wink]

I'm off to spend my benefits on a goat and big tv whilst parking in a p and c space and have a piss in a disabled toilet

Disabled parking spaces should be sold to the highest bidder and old people should be banned from shopping whilst I am.

And discuss.

Sorry, I'm fairly new here, what is this 'goat' of which you refer?

.....and shouldn't you all be polishing the silver..?

What the fucks your problem with buns huh.

Ah, here we go again. Another cliquey/quichey thread where people do

Abortion thread in politics is starting to kick off nicely

How about we discuss how bad it is to formula feed your baby?

tweasels things are only quichey if you don't join in ;P

I FF my baby and put him a day orphanage. And his middle name is Boris.

Fuck off Tweasels

Oh that sounds a bit serious weasel. I'd settle for a good Mil thread. Or an Op who won't accept she is Bu supersoaker-style.

< refuses to type stylee>

Bums? Eww. buns!!!

I formula feed my goat and I'm proud of it.

slug I think the goat is an Oxfam gift of a goat to a developing country. A disputed gift choice.

WHAT are your children doing while you are on here trying to get a cheap thrill by starting a fight? They are quite clearly neglected/malnourished/going to join a gang. You are a woman and your role is to provide a stimulating environment for your children. You should be baking cakes right now. And making your husband a cup of tea. He's had a hard week and deserves your attention and devotion.

And your hair looks crap today.

there you go. That ought to do it.

I don't want no bums thrown at me. What if you haven't wiped properly?

Oooh oh...I shave my fanjo, work ft and I don't know why I even bothered to have a baby (it was the cute outfits obvs)

Tweasels. This could be a mardy quiche to counteract the emerging Larpers and Pos no I'm not bitter for not making THE list