to think this is THE BEST house on rightmove.......

[maxbradbury]

www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-23787150.html

Dear god. Just looking at it is giving me a minor panic attack! The room sizes look reasonably generous in actual measurements (it must go back on the block forever and ever), but you'd never know.

But I guess the owners love it and hey, why shouldn't they, although you'd think they might have taken in some of the advice from all those house selling TV programmes about reducing clutter whn trying to sell!

OMG! That is seriously OTT! YUK!

If I viewed it, I'd actually feel a great deal of affection for it I think. It's obviously much-loved.

I've seen a few threads already on this house on MN. If it's doing the rounds on FB the hits it's getting on Rightmove must be in the thousands! The estate agent must be puzzled if its getting no viewings

I feel as though I should namechange....but....my ex-MILs house is almost exactly like that. You have to shuffle sideways in various rooms to avoid knocking vases/giant plastic flowers/china/pot dogs.

It is spotless, that is some dusting demon living in that house.

I've reported this - you have no right to post pictures of my house on Mumsnet.

And how I choose to decorate and furnish is my own business

You better go and find the three other threads then, Proud.
Besides it's not a personal attack, the house does match your user name rather nicely!

lels99 you are right! Undertakers 'viewing room' (or whatever they're called) was my first thought too.
The owners have got more crockery than my late MIL. Not something I ever thought I'd say (outside a Spode showroom at least).

WOW. That is... WOW. Cor, imagine the dusting...

gawjus. In my price range, pity we're looking in the Midlands.

Ow, my eyes... my eyes...

My eyes my eyes

Oh good Lord. It's like taste threw up.

How long will it take them to pack up and move?

If the owner ran a cleaning business I would employ her in a heartbeat... it is spotless!

You mean you wouldn't want all that beautiful shite decor included then Quintessential?

OMG that is brilliant - thanks for sharing!!

Thank you for the inspiration.

I was looking for sum 'shit-clutter-chic' to decorate my house.

Imagine the poor estate agents face as he comes round to value the house.

OMG, the dusting!

Jesus how did you find it?

Made me feel nauseous and the bedroom looks like something Miss Haversham would sleep in.

My granny lived on that road when she was little. Not in that house though I don't think

I actually scrolled through the pictures with my mouth open in shock the entire time. Surely this is just a well executed, expensive and time consuming practical joke?

Thank you so much - that made me laugh my head off!