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Original poster

to think that everyone has gone INSANIO?

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Hullygully · 05/09/2012 20:18

I have a small and necessary sojourn in parts foreign, and return to find threads saying porn's all right really, nothing wrong with a bit of tit for hubs to wank to, threads suggesting dressing as a sexy policewoman is just tickety boo... and then threads sending posters to the scaffolds because they inadevertently apply a descriptor to their subject.

WTAF?

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TheGoldenKnid · 05/09/2012 20:51

A pike? Like a fish?

Pagwatch · 05/09/2012 20:51

I am here. I am a stalwart. I am firm of resolve and a bastion of mildly worded common sense.

Original poster
Hullygully · 05/09/2012 20:52

black balls. Oh yes.

Always makes me think of Frasier and Niles blackbnalling themselves from their own dinner party

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GetOrfAKAMrsUsainBolt · 05/09/2012 20:52

What am I fixated on?

Someone called me horrible yesterday.

TheGoldenKnid · 05/09/2012 20:52

Hully, you'll be told off for starting this sort of thread in a moment.

GetOrfAKAMrsUsainBolt · 05/09/2012 20:52

And I didn't call them a cunt or disingenuosusosos or NUFFIN

KeemaNaanAndCurryOn · 05/09/2012 20:53

Yes. I'd like to smack the credulous thickos with a large fish.

Original poster
Hullygully · 05/09/2012 20:53

Was it one of THEM Getorf?

Shall we have at them with a pike?

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cocolepew · 05/09/2012 20:53

Oh no, not looking and tutting. Barging in and shouting.

KnottyLocks · 05/09/2012 20:53

Blimey, GetOrf, you are certainly not horrible! How very dare they!

Black balls + your name....

Raspberryandorangesorbet · 05/09/2012 20:54

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TheGoldenKnid · 05/09/2012 20:54

Our dog found a smelly, dead pike by the river a couple of weeks ago. I could go and look for it, if you would like it?

cocolepew · 05/09/2012 20:54

"ROYALTY!" That's what they shall shout.

dearprudence · 05/09/2012 20:54

I've seen and tutted at the porn threads and the 'sexy' PC thread, but can someone explain the bit about adding descriptors to the subject. What does that mean?

ChickensHaveNoEyebrows · 05/09/2012 20:55

They can shout royalty. I shall wave at them in a haughty manner and demand cake.

GetOrfAKAMrsUsainBolt · 05/09/2012 20:55

I don't know who they were - never heard of 'em.

Unless she was that fucker I called a semi-literate div months ago (in which case she would have a point)

cocolepew · 05/09/2012 20:55

see! Shock ^

Original poster
Hullygully · 05/09/2012 20:55

this is an AIBU thread gorne good Hully the last thing it needs is for you to start being all frivolous

Look!^^ I have just had that comment!

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LemarchandsBox · 05/09/2012 20:55

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scottishmummy · 05/09/2012 20:56

no ones gorn insane
you're v bumptious and harrumphing though
just because you no likey post.next it'll be not like ole days

ChickensHaveNoEyebrows · 05/09/2012 20:56

You and your twatting friviolity Angry

SheelaNeGig · 05/09/2012 20:56

Don't tell him Pike!

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Hullygully · 05/09/2012 20:56

dear prudence, if you say "old woman" or "fat cow" (not that one so much praps) the whole thread turns into a feeding frenzy of -isms even if you offer to eat your own head with remorse.

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gordyslovesheep · 05/09/2012 20:57

a twatguard

BIWI · 05/09/2012 20:57

It's not like it was in the old days.