to think that everyone has gone INSANIO?

[Hullygully]

I have a small and necessary sojourn in parts foreign, and return to find threads saying porn's all right really, nothing wrong with a bit of tit for hubs to wank to, threads suggesting dressing as a sexy policewoman is just tickety boo... and then threads sending posters to the scaffolds because they inadevertently apply a descriptor to their subject.

WTAF?

A pike? Like a fish?

I am here. I am a stalwart. I am firm of resolve and a bastion of mildly worded common sense.

black balls. Oh yes.

Always makes me think of Frasier and Niles blackbnalling themselves from their own dinner party

What am I fixated on?

Someone called me horrible yesterday.

Hully, you'll be told off for starting this sort of thread in a moment.

And I didn't call them a cunt or disingenuosusosos or NUFFIN

Yes. I'd like to smack the credulous thickos with a large fish.

Was it one of THEM Getorf?

Shall we have at them with a pike?

Oh no, not looking and tutting. Barging in and shouting.

Blimey, GetOrf, you are certainly not horrible! How very dare they!

Black balls + your name....

Our dog found a smelly, dead pike by the river a couple of weeks ago. I could go and look for it, if you would like it?

"ROYALTY!" That's what they shall shout.

I've seen and tutted at the porn threads and the 'sexy' PC thread, but can someone explain the bit about adding descriptors to the subject. What does that mean?

They can shout royalty. I shall wave at them in a haughty manner and demand cake.

I don't know who they were - never heard of 'em.

Unless she was that fucker I called a semi-literate div months ago (in which case she would have a point)

see! ^

this is an AIBU thread gorne good Hully the last thing it needs is for you to start being all frivolous

Look!^^ I have just had that comment!

no ones gorn insane
you're v bumptious and harrumphing though
just because you no likey post.next it'll be not like ole days

You and your twatting friviolity

Don't tell him Pike!

dear prudence, if you say "old woman" or "fat cow" (not that one so much praps) the whole thread turns into a feeding frenzy of -isms even if you offer to eat your own head with remorse.

a twatguard

It's not like it was in the old days.