to think that everyone has gone INSANIO?

[Hullygully]

I have a small and necessary sojourn in parts foreign, and return to find threads saying porn's all right really, nothing wrong with a bit of tit for hubs to wank to, threads suggesting dressing as a sexy policewoman is just tickety boo... and then threads sending posters to the scaffolds because they inadevertently apply a descriptor to their subject.

WTAF?

I have myself returned from holiday and find it all very strange around here.

Well, my egg on shitey whitey bread was quite, quite marvellous (went for brown sauce rather than ketchup in the end).

Yes it is mad here but occasional glorious moments like BertieB watching her 45 year old in the bath makes it all worthwhile.

Oh and that webchat was also good value today.

Best webchat eva IMO.

damn

missed it

was it with the wolf?

will look

i wouldn't, unless you are feeling brave

just signing up to stem the tide....

I cba fighting the twattery there is just too much :(

a la joyce grenfell praps?

Why not

Just seen the porn thread

Not seen the policewoman one.

Henry - take your finger out of the keyhole

What is the porn one? I missed that.

haven't heard it called a keyhole before!

Wasn't Dallas good though? JR has all his old sparkle.

I didn't see it Hullster. What time/channel?

I loved Dallas.

But JRs eyebrows were a bit dodgy.

C5 Weds 9.00pm

His eyebrows were magnificent. Swellen is...71!!!!!!!!!

U R all I'll educated

Dont call me edjucated you stuck up cah

It is SKY PLUSSED!! Hooray for me recording it then forgetting

The first half is really boring, I nearly gave up, but then it picks up and now I feel it has real pahtentiall.

John Ross is all wrong tho, small moustache and no charisma. Not like his Daddy.

and semi illiterate