to think that everyone has gone INSANIO?

[Hullygully]

I have a small and necessary sojourn in parts foreign, and return to find threads saying porn's all right really, nothing wrong with a bit of tit for hubs to wank to, threads suggesting dressing as a sexy policewoman is just tickety boo... and then threads sending posters to the scaffolds because they inadevertently apply a descriptor to their subject.

WTAF?

They seem so prevalent, chickens, fastening on words with their little sucky gapey mouths and spuming. The Old Guard seem quite outnumbered.

Oh yay! Can I dust off the Love Batons and load up the PARD Cannons? Can I? Can I? Please?

Go on, honeydragon! Do it!

Please.

What about progress Hully? Apparently it marches on. Not sure what it marches on... Maybe its stomach?

ow

It does make me a bit stabby

lol at the old guard.

Twasn't that long ago that we were the new guard.

Yes, yes its all gone a little bit crazy bonkers.

Next thing will be a thread to discuss ways to become a really proficient hand maiden.

I think we were the new guard, then royalty, now we're old guard. With some quicheyness thrown in randomly

I'm not old guard. I'm practically a newbie. But with history.

How about a fire guard?

Lemarchands, you'll have to read the Which Woad Road Test

They will be on here soon with their thin lips.
Batten down the hatches.

Or maybe a twat guard?

You know the next step.

Black balls.

lol at thin lips.

Or how about a gourd? I could be a gourd. I'm the right shape.

oo-er, will they come looking and tutting?

I don't guard anything, but I'd like some armour and a large pike.

GetOrf, you are fixated!