to think that everyone has gone INSANIO?

[Hullygully]

I have a small and necessary sojourn in parts foreign, and return to find threads saying porn's all right really, nothing wrong with a bit of tit for hubs to wank to, threads suggesting dressing as a sexy policewoman is just tickety boo... and then threads sending posters to the scaffolds because they inadevertently apply a descriptor to their subject.

WTAF?

hmmm Mme Defarge what lovely canapés - may I?

oh please do! -simpers prettily-

Oh, Lemarchands that was so brave, but dear me, that is going to hurt in the morning...

oh please do! -simpers prettily-

And to top it all off Isobel Stendard and the RBM have finally made a decision about the QWERTY keyboard and all keyboards manufactured after 2018 will use the GURPTY . At last.

I prefer the BURPY meself

Mn has been strange lately.... Put it down to the amount of people we've annoyed piling on here to undermine the discussions. People must be worried.....

Any chance of a cream bun?

All this talk of buns and quiche and ham is making me hungry. Had nutella on toast for breakfast, am sure someone will be along soon to tell me I am a terrible person who should throw themselves under an organic fruit lorry.

Talking of keyboards, I think some MNetters in AIBU have the new "CUNTY" one

toomuchmonth - i would tell you how shocked I am at your nutella consumption but I couldn't possible speak to someone so degenerate

fanjo I think I may have a fried egg on SHITEY WHITEY bread for lunch!! With ketchup!!

You may clutch pearls and swoon now .....

Although the egg is from my local farm, does that help?

oh i love the phrase "shitey whitey" bread..want some now!

show-off!

Hully, I've been meaning to ask, did you manage to watch the DVD?

I got asked on a thread yesterday "R U that thick?"

The irony! She then said "your ill educated"

Brilliant.

It's the overtaking of the posters with numbers on the end of their names.

Genius! Or not!

have seen "your grammer is terrible" before

or even "you're grammer"

Even worse, I typed "your" instead of "you're" the other day. TTF I spotted it before pressing post.

She then said "your ill educated"

In fairness, maybe she meant to say 'your ill educated hamster shat on my kitchen floor again', but left out the last part of the sentence?

Easy mistake to make.

You might of course be offended that she called your hamster ill educated but, to be honest, unless your hamster has got two degrees he/she is ill educated.