to think that everyone has gone INSANIO?

[Hullygully]

I have a small and necessary sojourn in parts foreign, and return to find threads saying porn's all right really, nothing wrong with a bit of tit for hubs to wank to, threads suggesting dressing as a sexy policewoman is just tickety boo... and then threads sending posters to the scaffolds because they inadevertently apply a descriptor to their subject.

WTAF?

You've entered a parallel universe.

Something to do with space time continuum and the Back to the Future trilogy.

Blame Marty McFly.

We must all stand firm and fight back and stem the tide of barking offended BO.

Are they all new too?

Don't they understand how we do things round here?

I blame BIWI for not being here

Where is BIWI?

Thatcher - all her fucking fault

I'm not here, Honey.

We should have a roll call of the regiment.

BIWI
The others

Where's that Knid?

So disappointed this isn't An orange klaxon thread, I love a good PA bashing.

Hully

How?

Ha! I was just going to say it's all Thatcher's fault. It usually is.

I am here, Hully. In a cunning disguise.

Knid!

Like a genie from t'bottle

What we need is a revolution!

Tee hee that made me laugh BIWI. I wish my nn was darling like Blackadder Goes Forth then that would happen to me all the time.

No we don't, we need to crush the grey mass of upstart dullards and maintain the good old days.

Has been very odd of late. My eyes have rolled so much I've given meself vertigo. Or summat.

Hello dear Knooty!

The stalwarts are gathering. It will be kilts and bagpipes in the glen at dawn in no time.

Knotty even

I seem to have missed all the porn stuff but am in a constant state of bewilderment over how offended by everything people are atm.

DS tells me that everything is always my fault, I hope I didn't cause this

It is as it always was. A circle within a spiral, a wheel within a wheel etc etc. Loopy frothers are attracted towards the internet like, well, fluttery things to light sources. They used to hang out at Town Halls trying to invent new parking laws.

But the fluffy arsed po faced twatterinas have ruined the good old days. They've taken the good old days, shoved glitter bombs up their arses and spat in their faces. The good old days have gone. They can no longer fight the shitteryness.