To ask if you are always on here who's looking after your kids?

[Propermother]

Just wondered what peoples kids do while they are on mums net. Some people are on here an awful lot even on sunny days when they should be outdoors.
I really am not judging- just curious.

Haven't read the whole thread proper mother

But have you at any point answered the farking obvious question of why the fuck you a) care and b) think its ok for you to comment on this?

And how do you know ow long anyone is on here. You'd have to spend quite a long time with advanced search to work it out wouldn't you? which kind of negates your moral high ground somewhat

Hahahahahaha!

I want an ASBO. You would think living in the rough area I do with a dangerous dog and ignoring my children I would have got one already.

'Tis not so.

Oh, FFS, I cannot even be sarky without stupid typo: comb

DD is on holiday and DS is with his Dad.... how silly :)

My cat deserves an asbo!

she'll be fine - just needs to read a few AIBU to get a feel for the place

Op if you are genuinely new, hang out in chat, read classics and get a feel for the place.

Also if you are new you've got off pretty lightly in AIBU, especially as you basically marched in and started criticising people's parenting with no basic whatsoever.

Who's gonna race me to register the username 'ImproperMother'?

Basis. Friggin auto bloody correct

Find a coffee tasting sesh, Tee, and I'm up for it. It would be fantastic fun.

'A delightful overtone of Columbia, with subtle hints of Molokai, andthe barest, yet delicious, undercurrent of burnt rubber'

and congrats ProperCheerMum!

DS7 isn't back from his shift yet - cleaning lint from the spinning Jenny in't mill.

He's always been an independent kid though, ever since he chewed off his umbilical cord to stop me dragging him round the kitchen floor, bless 'im.

Yes find and book one Tee. And you'll be forever known as the lady who brought in the mad woman with a dog in a sling

Stratters! I imagine you have to fly to Columbia to find one...

all round woop woop!

The help daaaaarling.

I have no idea where my children are. They have gone to america with their dad. Expect they will surface in a couple of weeks time with a whole pile of dirty kit and demanding food. Just me and the dogs here

It's not the sling that makes her totally mad. It's what the dog wears while in the sling.

::nods::

We have to go to Hawaii!!!!!

I hate coffee but Hawaii sounds good!

Myinnergoddes

Apart from you have just reminded me of the time, post birth that a bit of retained placenta fell out of me. And I had to put it on a plate, cover it in foil and refrigerate it so the midwife could inspect it.

Most unpleasant.

Remembered there is some booze in the kitchen so have poured myself a glass. Though don't feel deserving of the Proper anymore so am back to plain ole CheerMum cheers!

Playing with electrical objects in the bath.