To ask if you are always on here who's looking after your kids?

[Propermother]

Just wondered what peoples kids do while they are on mums net. Some people are on here an awful lot even on sunny days when they should be outdoors.
I really am not judging- just curious.

I have a cat named Phoenix, I wouldn't trust her anywhere near the kids

I dont have kids. I have a cat and he's fine with mnetting as long as I move the laptop out the way for super-tummy-fuss.

I always assume people dont have to helicopter parent kids.

Oh that's right... I forgot I had a kid... I better go look for him...

ProperCheerMum hmmmm does it suit me?

No phoenix would buy them biggies and let them throw parties, I wouldn't trust that cat either

Ciggies not biggies.

ProperMother......what is YOUR mother doing while you play on her mumsnet?

Kids? Kids? Shit, I knew I'd forgotten something.

cheermum
I like it. It will lend our posts the gravitas of knowledge and authority I think

If the poor old op genuinely wasn't posting this to stir, I feel a bit sorry for them. Not the best post to ease your way in

thisisnothoneydragon bondage tape works well for both imo!

You mean, I actually have to look after them?

They are usually busy eating the worms outside...

For the last time it's not a Wotsit, it's an Organix Carrot Stick!

FFS.

I MN when dd is playing with her toys (she is little so we have a babygroup set up in the living room and when she naps, I use it on my phone so it's pretty easy. Plus I stic to one topic. YABU lol

mine are usually out pick pocketing to make me enough money to buy gin and shoes

Well let's face it, with 5 dcs the only thing you won't have time to use it for is actual bondage

Ta-da!

ProperMammaTJisanOlympicSumoWrestler, how's that?

My babysitting dog is called Lucy. Very sensible!

so true honey so true!

My god is that the time??!!

gordy send them over here luvvy.

The school's they attend as the holidays are over

what's weong with sitting in a cot eating wotsits? Sounds like bliss to me.

gordy, I KNEW I was going wrong somewhere. Could you train my sprogs for me please?

*wrong,even