To ask if you are always on here who's looking after your kids?

[Propermother]

Just wondered what peoples kids do while they are on mums net. Some people are on here an awful lot even on sunny days when they should be outdoors.
I really am not judging- just curious.

Is anyone watching Celeb BB?

Hmmmmmmmm

Stratters - no - is it diverting?

Not me.

Hi Brian! How's you?

Who is on it Stratters?

Swiss Aldi is well posh yeh? The Jaffa cakes come in a gold plated box, and the eggs are all laid by swans.

You need a secret Swiss bank account number just to get a trolley.

Oooh, oooh, I win! Today I shoved mine off to the day orphanage to be looked after by disinterested teenagers on minimum wage, sat on my arse and Mumsnetted instead of working, and, and, and, you'll love this.... I get paid for this out of your taxes!!

might be, will someone tell me who the fuck all these people are and should I know them?

I understand one of them is Samantha Brick.

I'm starting to like the op again....

Samantha Brick....you must know her? Well if you don't I think the op does.

Hi Tee! (oooh, scones....cucumber sarnies....high tea geddit?) gets coat

All good thanks! Nowhere near as awful as yesterday

in a bizarre twisted way you understand?

Which one is Sam Brick? I can't see anyone pretty and blonde.

The mention of the Brick automatically means I won't be recording it.

Samantha Brick

Some self-proclaimed biatch called Jasmine Lennard is squaring up for a fight with her apparently.

ooooh a Nolan! I can recognise a Nolan. There are a LOT of sequins in that living room.

I wouldn't either I'd be too afraid of my husband using the recording to pleasure himself infront of her breathtaking beauty....

I couldn't handle the rejection...

Who is that dark haired nasty girl. Why do I feel old all of a sudden? I only know Julie Goodyear and Clarey.

just got the one - her husband's looking after her, and they're sharing the looking after of their baby...

There's a lingerie model and something muddly about presents and webcams called Danica, and some blonde bint I don't recognise.

Someone called The Situation. According to the DDs he is the most famous person in there. I tried to correct them, but they don't believe me. Anyway, he's the short wanker with the nose like a Proboscis Monkey.

And a two-a-penny Italian prince. Called Lorenzo. He's circling the dark haird self proclaimed biatch already.

Brick is sitting in the corner. Nobody's really talking to her.

Julie Goodyear.
Julian Clary.
A very short Olympian bod.

And a few others I have no idea about.

That microphone looks like a big glittery cock.

OOoh Martin Kemp. [gron#

Ahem.

Yes yes Brian very droll. Glad you're a bit better.

Talc now I'm in bed.

CBB is like Celebrity Master Chef... No ones ever actually heard of these people.

I'm sold now I know it's got Clary and Goodyear in it so I've +1d it.

I've had to delete the Jeremy Kyle show and Man vs Food to make space

Damn you Sky.