To ask if you are always on here who's looking after your kids?

[Propermother]

Just wondered what peoples kids do while they are on mums net. Some people are on here an awful lot even on sunny days when they should be outdoors.
I really am not judging- just curious.

Kids? Shit I knew I'd forgotten some thing. Thanks for reminding me

I mostly use my phone when he's having a bath or when he's watching lazy town - kill me now!

If he interrupts me being on MN by wanting something silly like food or attention then I lock him in the cupboard like Harry Potter! Paha

I hope you aren't suggesting stalking now ;-)

That's the civet coffee I want to try. Not posting in Education, even I'm not that daft.

didn't do Harry Potter any harm

Okay, everyone stop being fun...I really must go to bed!

Harry Potter posted in Education?

Have not read the thread, but just for the record YANBU to ask this question and my reply is that my DCs are truly awful creatures and I don't want anything to do with them so I just sit on the laptop all day trying to blot out my life.

ThisIsNotHoneyDragon, show us then!!

MsNobodyAgain You're a far kinder woman than I am

That coffee was on the Australian version of 'Border Control/Nothing to Declare' the other week. They let the coffee through but not the glass jar containing the unprocessed beans.

How did Harry Potter get in here?

Really...bed...but I'll be back from a portable device...

Yes that's the one I was thinking of!

Wolves! Silly me. That's what happens when you let your grandmother manage your upbringing and education. She could only drag 13 o levels, 5 a levels, a BSc and an MBA out of me. The lazy caah!

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being locked in a cupboard didn't do harry potter any harm

and

I think the op should post her opinions on the 11+ in the education topic, she is obviously very intellectual and will enjoy the debate.

Hmm, I think I might have posted in Education before now. I don't think I got too scarred by the experience nor harmed the more sensible ladies though. Back to safer ground here though ;-)

Oh dear. Posting your credentials never goes well.....

• even with an overdose of the word "though", sorry about that!

S'alright Glitter, we're all thick as pig shit here, you're among friends. Except the op, she's clever.

I really should go to bed now, my poor little brain is worn out

11+ wouldn't be pertinent to my life, my DS is in a bi- lingual International school in Switzerland, studying a combination of IB and the Schweizer Matura.

But he could tell you where to get off in English, Hoch Deutsch, Schweizer Deutsch, and French. he uses many languages to beg outside the local Aldi for food

Aldi? So posh!

before I leave for pastures more intellectual

Can you point the way please? I feel in need of a graze on pastures new. Fankyouverymuch.

Tee - now I do hope you are in your jim-jams and tucked up in Bedfordshire?

ahahahahaaaaa!

Poor OP.

This thread is brilliant.

FWIW I have spent most of the last week here, because - my child is on holiday, I'm off sick and it's easy to MN lying down.

Oh and I get to have very intelicktual conversations about stuff wot matters.

Actually, I'm brushing my teeth, Talc.

I've been in my jams since about 7!!

I know honeydragon but nobody drags my beloved nan into question.

And she started it first.

and I'm so old I'm amazed and pleased that I can remember any of my qualifications