to contemplate sneaking next door to do the sexuals with someone I just met when my children go to sleep?

[Alameda]

oldest child is 22 and a parent herself so they will probably survive

he's got really long arms and legs, an interesting Norwegian accent and is good at opening wine and is very friendly and nice - is what holidays are for, isn't it?

SP, you need to get moving! There's plenty of thread left, you could cover all the new European or African countries if you stocked up on tea and committed yourself to world harmony.

How big was his cock?

WTF Why is Dagenham not included?!

And SP take your pick of the competing nations.

worra I can't afford to replace my Fanjo that's why I need MN help. Unless the sponsorship goes through so I can get a designer one after

Can I add Morroco, Bangladesh, French-Nigerian (same person) please.

Pretty poor but to be fair my contributions were curtailed at 18 by DH unreasonable git and I was focusing on working my way through her majestys forces as a goal. Nearly for there too bar those slippery marines.

Fanjo we can always get a charity thread going and ask MNetters to crochet you a new fanjina square by square.

Hang in there.

I'm too lost in reminiscence.

5 inches erect

ruby I take USA, Italy and Spain for definate

Worra!

:o

Will herbal Fanjo steam be allowed through security?!

I will need some sort of drug

Albania
Algeria
Australia
Bangladesh
Barbados
Brazil
Britain
Chile
Dagenham
Ecuador
Egypt
Eire
England
Fiji
France
French Nigeria
Germany
Greece
Grenada
Hungary
India
Ireland (North)
Israel
Italy
Jamaica
Korea
Leeds
Malawi
Mexico
Mongolia
Montserrat
Morocco
Netherlands
Nigeria
Norway
NZealand
Pakistan
Palestine
Philistine
Poland
Samoa
Saudi Arabia
Scotland
Senegal
South Africa
Spain
St Lucia
Sweden
Swedish Mexico
Tajikistan
Thailand
Trinidad
Turkey
Uruguay
USA
Wales

SP, have you chosen a particular Olympic segment or are you going for the full money?

• monty

If you want to beat China you're going to have to step up the pace a bit.

I've secured you sponsorship from '7 Up' and they expect you to deliver

I'm going the full Monty!

7up?! I best get a move on then

Definitely start with Athletics of Swimming. Have you seen some of the bodies?!

I think DH is rather suspicious of my sudden enthusiasm for the aquatic events.

*or Swimming.

ruby I have also found a love for the aquatic sports!

Tom Daley been an excellent swimmer is the reason obviously

I couldn't tell you any of their names, I could probably identify a few by the abs/shoulders combo.

See Daley just isn't my type, he's too little, too young and too pretty.

My type tends to be big, black and a bit rough. The guy who drunkenly belly flops off the diving board after too many cans of Red Stripe really does it for me

I've decided I want gymnasts too.
and this is why

Can I add Malaysia and Scotland to the list please?
Did my but for a MN cause and a fine time was had

Was checking in to see how the OP's wild night was but this is hilarious.
I can offer up Canada to the list (though I've tried to erase the experience from my life!!)

I can offer you tunisia?! The rest have already been done!

Hope you had a lovely shag alameda!