to contemplate sneaking next door to do the sexuals with someone I just met when my children go to sleep?

[Alameda]

oldest child is 22 and a parent herself so they will probably survive

he's got really long arms and legs, an interesting Norwegian accent and is good at opening wine and is very friendly and nice - is what holidays are for, isn't it?

Look Fanjo you've got enough on your plate herbalising your vag in between teams to be eating ice cream as well. Although some crunchy carrot snacks may be allowed at half time.

Marking place to check what OP says when she gets back.

Sleep now to dream of sexuals all over the place...

Marking place whilst queing for olympic tickets, would mind some sexuals myself come to think of it. Will ask DH

Think I will have to start with Team GB so they don't feel left out. I guess I could get Tom Daley, you know just for the cause

Mumsnet Worldwide Shag update:-

Albania
Algeria
Australia
Barbados
Brazil
Britain
Chile
Ecuador
Egypt
France
Germany
Greece
Grenada
Hungary
India
Israel
Italy
Jamaica
Korea
Leeds
Malawi
Mexico
Mongolia
Montserrat
Morocco
Netherlands
Nigeria
Norway
NZealand
Pakistan
Poland
Samoa
Saudi Arabia
Senegal
Spain
St Lucia
Sweden
Tajikistan
Trinidad
Turkey
USA

Updated as far as half a Jamaican, 23:48, plus mine :)

online list sorter, no world-class shagger should be without it.

I am VERY impressed by Samoa!

Oh, I forgot Thailand.

That was a mistake for a woman of my Northern European proportions

And Uruguay.

Lovely place, Uruguay, with lovely people

garlic not only have you left out England but you've left out Dagenham too

You forgot to put my Fijian in! and my Swedish/Mexican!

I couldn't keep up with all the shagging Doing it again ... brace yerselves, Sheilas.

Cutted would like a Fijian, Swedish and Mexican entry....

Talk about multi tasking

Ireland!

Does it count if I'm Irish?

How would I chose which athlete from each country? They will obviously be falling over one another to be the chosen one so have to make it fair

Course it counts!! Doesnt matter if its from a local or not or whether you went half way round the world!!

You will have to do time trials Fanjo.

Albania
Algeria
Australia
Barbados
Brazil
Britain
Chile
Dagenham
Ecuador
Egypt
Eire
England
Fiji
France
Germany
Greece
Grenada
Hungary
India
Ireland (North)
Israel
Italy
Jamaica
Korea
Leeds
Malawi
Mexico
Mongolia
Montserrat
Morocco
Netherlands
Nigeria
Norway
NZealand
Pakistan
Philistine
Poland
Samoa
Saudi Arabia
Scotland
Senegal
South Africa
Spain
St Lucia
Sweden
Swedish Mexico
Tajikistan
Thailand
Trinidad
Turkey
Uruguay
Wales
USA

You would bring them to the power that is the mumsnet jury fanjo and await our decisions!

Or perhaps this is where the MN team could step in - to share the burden of the time trials for you.

We're not too shabby, really, are we?

I will also need medals for the podium afterwards.

garlic you are missing Palestine, there.

Would be nice of MN to step in with the trials. Don't think there's enough herbal Fanjo steam in the world if I did it alone

Oh, bugger, Line! Can you do the next update, please, complete with Palestine?

I'm going to be really excited in the morning, gasping to see the list and Alameda's personal update!

How would I chose which athlete from each country? They will obviously be falling over one another to be the chosen one so have to make it fair

I despair

You don't choose, you do them all in the interest of fairness.

Then there'll be the heats, semi finals and finals....

C'mon woman...Queen and cuntry!!

Info break:

The Swedish Mexican was a native Mexican who had been adopted at birth by Swedish parents.
He was totally Swedish in mannerisms, accent and culinary habits.
He had lovely coffee coloured skin and a noble profile worthy of the great Aztec God Huitzilopochtli.
I think he was actually gay but didn't know it so null points