to contemplate sneaking next door to do the sexuals with someone I just met when my children go to sleep?

[Alameda]

oldest child is 22 and a parent herself so they will probably survive

he's got really long arms and legs, an interesting Norwegian accent and is good at opening wine and is very friendly and nice - is what holidays are for, isn't it?

I've just remembered that you are away, and not suggesting making the beast with two backs with your actual next door neighbour!....
Go for it!

But take precautions!

I didn't shag that bloody Dagenham Dave for nothing

Too right

I heard it cost him a bottle of Lambrini and 10 Benson and Hedges

worra I think it was the top half

I've just realised what the list above is about!
Only on MN!

In that case it doesn't count

You should have shagged his Dad!

Saggy I did have a little giggle at your post

It seemed almost 'innocent' to come on and answer the OP amongst all the filth and smut

And Fanjo - you might need a bit of vagi refreshment in between teams:

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/_chat/1530618-Um-steam-cleaned-fanjo-anyone

I've still got his number so if I have to ill ask him to send his dad round

I'm sure he would do it as a favour!

I can add Ecuador to your list

My jamaican says SP you wouldn't need to think about which half if he was a true Jamaica You need to get out and get the real thing.

How fucking dare you worra it was cherry lambrini and I got a kebab too!

I will order a shit load of that! I will have a break and a wash after every country and make sure I'm correctly steamed

Oooh can I join in? I've got a few to add to the list:

India
Barbados
Tajikistan
Mongolia
Algeria
Saudi Arabia
Egypt

from someone who has never left England

Looking forward to hearing from op tomorrow

ruby I was also disappointed to see which half the Jamaican part was

To add to the list, whilst not generalising/objectifying doh... When I was younger and didn't know any better, always thought Persian 'boys' were awfully easy on the eye...smooth/sensual but a bit flash, never dared try...l figured they were all 'love em and leave em' .... But for the last few years and now that im more 'mature' i've had to revise my opinion, again and again and again...well just with one of them you understand...

Would happily contribute to the ' educational bursary' in pursuit of this fine and noble cause...

I'm a bit sad! I've only ever shagged two men, and both of them were from Essex!

Oooh ooh I forgot!

Fiji

Ruby I bet you weren't the only one to get a kebab that night!

Anyone else thinking these lists are looking more and more like the Eurovision song contest?

I think you all need to repost with points scored

catpuss Essex is exotic to me!

I have two to receive Nul points

I thought it was a carrot too - like an incentive to shag!

Norway
Sweden
France
NZealand
Poland
Jamaica
Trinidad
Brazil
Italy
USA
Britain
St Lucia
Grenada
Pakistan
Australia
Leeds
Germany
Malawi
Mexico
Albania
Montserrat
Israel
Samoa
Greece
Nigeria
English
Gravesend if that exsists!!

It is a quivering, erect torch, at semi mast, you philistines!

I thought it was a ice cream!

It's a spliff you uncultured heathens!!

Worrrrrrra you ain't wrong

Nul Points for Grenada, from me.