To ask you Vile and Nasty Mumsnetters to tell me to Bugger off and DON'T COME BACK!

[ohChristFENTON]

Come on, do me a favour, you can be as mean as you like - I simply have to get away from Mumsnet, I need to spend the school holiday doing quality time stuff with my children and de-clutter my house hence improving my life in general, and I can't do it sat on here reading all this chatter..

Okay, do your worst.

Good luck with that one

Hahahahaha!

Why would you want to go back to RL? Its shit

You are welcome on these boards any time. Stay, sit a while. It's all goooood.

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Big old juicy scrap in AIBU?

I am supposed to be in the shower getting ready for the day ahead.

DS1 is supposed to be writing a report.

DS2 is supposed to be doing his BluePeter badge letter.

I am on Mumsnet.
They are on Skylanders.

I wish you luck.

Oh come on you bunch of atrocious cunts, you can do better than that.

Stay. Stay.

IT MIGHT BE IMPORTANT.

Already this week I have seen two dresses I want to buy and discovered the significance of finding a tupperware box of jizz on your doorstep.

I should be cleaning the kitchen...

Tupperware box of jizz??? Must have missed that one

I had a good long break from MN and when I came back I found that I just couldn't be arsed with it.

I had such plans as to what I was going to do with my time. I was going to go out and get fit, tidy the house, spend time with the children and start writing my novel.

4 weeks after my break and I'm sat in my pyjamas at 11:22 in the morning, reading shit on the internet.

The moral of this story is that you are in Hotel California and since you'll be back anyway, going may be too much like effort.

this might happen though

I thought you might be more helpful, Keema

that wasn't what you wanted to hear from me was it. OK, here we go.

Fuck off FENTON.

Fuck off all the way to _Chat

I love that cartoon usualsuspect, I have it in my facebook.

Oh damn I can't find it now. Didn't comment, didn't watch and "tupperware box of jizz" yields unuseful and probably legally compromising search results. Anyone have it?

You see, you're making me laugh now and that wasn't the plan

Mad Bus Lady's post reminded me that someone linked to this once - does mocking your addiction help at all?

fenton fuck off to facebook (or isn't that quite what you mean), you could go and spend an hour on fleabay, oooh thats made me feel itchy ....

Oh dear God, now the children are playing nicely together upstairs ffs

must.leave.the.house..

Cross post there - "someone" may well have been usual.

I've been trying to sell some stuff on ebay this last week (part of the de-clutter plan) but the fuckers aren't buying

never disturb children who are playing nicely, unless they go very, very quiet...

YES!

"Hot brick of jizz" was a better search term.