To ask you Vile and Nasty Mumsnetters to tell me to Bugger off and DON'T COME BACK!

[ohChristFENTON]

Come on, do me a favour, you can be as mean as you like - I simply have to get away from Mumsnet, I need to spend the school holiday doing quality time stuff with my children and de-clutter my house hence improving my life in general, and I can't do it sat on here reading all this chatter..

Okay, do your worst.

Gosh, flyover, there is no limit to your talents

You fat thick ugly cunt I an sick of seeing you here. Get a life off MN spend time with your offspring. You selfish cunt.

garlic sadly that is the limit of my talents, now I'm feeling ashamed.

OK....you asked for it!

Stop messing about on the computer and GET A LIFE! Get back to what you know you should be doing not wasting your time on here.

Now, how can I motivate myself to do the same? Mind you, do I need to? I did all the housework yesterday :)

My previous post is vile. Made me feel aeful. I don't mean it.

It was vile, Sole.

I think that was what Fenton wanted when she said "be as mean as you like"

Put downs only make people whom feel bad about themselves feel better. Shows my therapy has worked. Did nowt glod for me. I like to receive criticism to spur me to do something too but writing that post did nothing for me.

solesource you know it is better to give than receive, now you go and tidy up your filthyhouse, now, not after you've made some fucking inane comment and watched Bradley (are you wearing some fake sideburns ?)............

Oh god, I haven't been here for ages! This is the first thread I've read and I'm hooked! Ironic!
This means you can't leave now! Make it worthwhile me abandoning my life!

coffee if you've abandonned your life could you just get me a coffee ? ta !!

FENTON Mumsnet keeps you out of trouble. As soon as you get out there in RL, you'll start chasing deer again.

Flyoverthehill - I would but I can't remember the coffee emotion and it's not on my phone! I've been away too long!

Garlic and SoleSource take the medals today, that was harsh .

I should have called this thread "Come and call me a cunt, and you don't need to feel bad about it"

Right, I am really, really truly signing out for the summer now

thanks to you nasty cunts.

Have a nice Summer see you tomorrow

laters ya twat

Absolutely and well done you for making that first step.....

....See you later

happy to help, cunt. Don't be a stranger now!

Internet? Dump the Bastard!!!!

Tell you what...start a thread with this title:
"AIBU to get fucked off when pretty much EVERYONE parks in P&C spaces"
That will put you off MN for a while

Or try this one
"AIBU for deciding not to breastfeed because I can't be arsed too and it's my body after all FFS"

AIBU to feel a little sad for the poor bubs whose mums won't breastfeed?

Can I merely offer you a mild chiding request to consider the needs of others before you post such a time-sucking thread? I only came on to find handy tips for travelling with easily bored toddlers and ended up in AIBU - much more fun.

Thanks for the smiles, I needed them

rawshark, earplugs and mn and you wont care what the toddlers are up to, have you learnt nothing ?

Well, we'll be on a plane for 4.5 hours so I don;t think mn is option, unless technology has moved on. Ear plugs may be only option!