to hate some mumsnet vocabulary

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shouty, stabby, dear husband, dear son etc.

How about yeah?

I'm going to go make dinner, yeah?

Hi Chaos.

Fid

Richteas and Amykins - can I join you on the 'just say no to 'no'' as well?

And can I also add the phrase 'is it not?' to that as well? Both of those things remind me of a maiden aunt's telling off with a severe cat's bum face.

. Best of luck with the babydancing girls.

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Great minds MayTheOdds.

::Crosses legs tightly::

In case anyone still cares (really doubt it but ey well) www.essentialbaby.com.au

Just to show all you pommy nutters that we've got all the abbreviations here in the antipodes too. Except boak. We use gag. Boak is much more expressive though.

How can anyone start a pissy thread being pissy about other posters and have a whole bad pissy attitude and then flounce because people get pissy with you?

Ok, I know I'm late back to this thread, but what's wrong with using sanctimonious?

fuck off with your capitals chaos with a small c

Chaos I think you are being disingenuous about my name, no?

Oh yes Alex, I forgot about babydust

Great name May, even if you will bring the Wrath Of Chaos and The Capitals? down on your head.

Could be a band, Chaos and the Capitals...lots of re-verb. Snerk.

As we are talking about things we fucking hate.

or 'i am sure I will be flamed for this but' are utter utter utter bollocks.

Yes Pag.

Much easier to open with...

Hi, I've been a right cunt and now I want an argument. Which of you fucers will be stupid enough to oblige?

Pag, I also hate 'sorry this is so long' when it's about 4 sentences.

However, I even more hate a fucking novel when the whole thing can be told in four sentences.

"Let me 'splain...too long, let me sum up" should be MNetters battle cry!

Ok we were not talking about that but I feel better.

actually, that would make an ^awesome thread

Yes!

And Daily Mail alert!

Fuck off

is MN-speak for 'no offence but...' when you know that what you are about to type is going to offend someone and you don't give a shit.

(long, sorry) makes me not even bother to open the thread.

And don't even start on 'simples!'

Chat: my list of things I fucking hate.

That would go well Honeydragon.

G'wan, Honey. I have the film Rennschwein Rudi Russel to look forward to tonight. I could do with a distraction

I suspect some of the biggest Daily Mail haters on here secretly roll around on it naked

Have we had "DTD" instead of have sex yet?

< wince and cringe >

I think it stands for "do the deed."

FGS we are all grown ups

PS if it stands for "dip the dick" I take this back.

or doink the dong