Loud Pooing In Public Toilets...

[QueenSconetta]

Person in next cubicle to me today, loud and grunty - ewww, just please don't.

AIBU?

Yabu would you rather her crap her pants?

You have to answer if nature calls!

I know but does it really need to be so loud? At least try and be discreet surely!

I say good on her! At least she doesn't get stage fright (like I do).

maybe she was wanking!

NEVER sit on a public toilet. NEVER! Do you hear me?

How can you poo discretely?

Nothing as satisfying

Woman next to me once was obviously suffering from very bad constipation and kept saying 'get out you fucker!!' i wasn't there long enough to find out if it worked

YAnbu! Poo quietly you freaks!

You poo discretely by doing it at home or when nobody else is in the toilets. You poo discreetly in a public toilet by not grunting and trying not to make a splash :)

It might have been my DD(3). Gawd, she makes a racket at home or out.

Years ago I worked in a rather formal office in which we had to call the Managing Director's secretary Ms Smith and never by her first name. She was rather terrifying, haughty and abrupt too.

Well, this one day I went into the loo to do a pee and the person in the next cubicle was farting and plopping like a gooden. Door opened and it was her.

That brought her down a peg or two from then on in my eyes don't think I'd like to hear the queen do her business either

Omg that made me laugh! Don't know how anyone can poo "loudly" whilst in public toilet; I get so embarrassed that I put paper in 1st to hid the "splash".

She might have been in a lot of pain with IBS or diahorrea - it would have to be pretty awful to be grunting... To grunt with a standard poo, no way

"Get out you fucker!!"

You can't poo in a discreet fashion if you have been caught out with unexpected "digestive issues" whilst out and about!

Spuddy you mad fucker!

Had my toddler in the cubilcle with me, when very loud pooer was in the next cubicle. My toddler decided to echo back every noise that he heard! I didn't know whether to rush out before the pooer saw us, or wait until I was sure she had left!!

A courtesy flush (flushing while pooing) is always advisable.

On another note, never drink huge amounts of nettle tea away from home where only public toilets are available which are prone to blocking. Green poo.

No one has answered my question. How do you poo quietly?

crashdoll, lay a sheet of toilet paper on the water, breathe out silently while bearing down.

Seriously, courtesy flush just much easier.

People poo in the library???!! By the fiction or non-fiction??

I don't bother to poo quietly but rarely do it outside the home. I'd agree that someone grunting, etc, is likely to be having problems with pooing.

However, not much you can do with the silent but stinky poo............