Loud Pooing In Public Toilets...

[QueenSconetta]

Person in next cubicle to me today, loud and grunty - ewww, just please don't.

AIBU?

I have ibs so I have no choice. When I have the 'call to stool' I have to do it, sometimes it's painful if i don't go. I'm past caring, I try to time it but sometimes you just can't. I try flushing as well.

I've nearly pooed in my pants trying to get to the loo in time.

So do spare a thought for them!

Yep, that does sound extremely odd and repressed. Did ex-h learn to be a bit more free and easy?

'in the 38 years i have been married to MIL i have never known when she was menstruating'.

blimey, that's something!! Did your chin hit the floor!!?? I think my face would have said it all!

With us catus because it was so normal and not a novelty no one batted an eye lid - it's not as if any of us stared at genitals or did cartwheels.

Whereas i found my friends would really stare at people in changing rooms etc so fascinated were they by the bits.

i just stammered 'how could you not know? why wouldn't she just say, i'm feeling a bit unwell etc'

He was getting redder in the face with rage and explained that some things are 'personal'. weird more like.

(this is the same leg in the air murder family)

Spuddy. Agree.
And I also don't get the outrage at sharing a toothbrush. What's the big deal? I even lent my toothbrush to my MIL once. Why not?

spuddy you should have started saying things like 'vulva', 'anus', 'penis', and then worked up to 'blowjob' and 'bum sex'. Purely scientific, just to see exactly what it took to bring on a mild stroke.

I have IBS and get horrible cronking stomachaches if I hold it in. I can poo anywhere, as long as there's no-one standing directly outside.

People who are prissy about the true function of the toilet, and who like to make up rules governing its use in public, annoy me.

catus i mentioned on a lighthearted thread once that i shared a toothbrush with DP, and used my parents and friends when i stayed at theirs, and that they always used mine. It almost went nuclear -Seriously people were being extremely unpleasant to me and how they'd never allow me in their house etc.

People were saying 'how can you put your DP's toothbrush in your mouth'?? i felt obliged to point out that when you regularly put someones cock in your mouth their toothbrush isn't such a big deal!

I think i actually heard a gasp

I know you speak sense spuddy but I could t do it! Even though dps cocknus arguably a lot more unpleasant than his toothbrush.

whos what's a cocknus? it sounds like some unholy genital combination!

We have our own toothbrushes because it makes sense to, They do last longer that way. But we have occasional used each others accidentally or when we have been away and forgotten one. It's not the end of the world. I'd rather have clean teeth.
But neither of us has gum disease. If someone does don't use their toothbrush!

my dp said all men have them? long and pink with bristles on the end?

spud I thought the same! I thought she was sayin his cock anus

Never heard of them

i feel quite hard done by that my DP doesn't have a cocknus :(

Does it clean your teeth at the same time?

Shuddering at the thought of a cockanus!
I think I meant cock IS more unpleasant than his toothbrush.

Thats a good idea mind. CockyBrush - Kill Two Birds with One Stone.

i dread to think what the 'toothpaste' would be!

Im on the phone to the patents office right now!

You dont poo quietly. Do what you need to do. I dare you! Do you have the confidence to be a real human being

What's 'pebble dash'?

Oh, FFS. Toilets are for pooing in. This is completely normal and natural and it is utterly ridiculous to expect people to pretend they are not doing it. EVERYONE POOS. Literally everyone. Get over it.

Why post on this zombie thread? What is wrong with you @Steely57 ?

Steely57 this thread is almost 8 years old...I doubt this is still in the forefront of OP’s mind...

I was so embarrassed by poo for so long. Then I got bowel issues and now I don’t give a shit

No honestly like I’ll poop anytime, anywhere.

My partner shat himself when he was poorly and tried to hide it, I knew exactly what he was doing (from experience) poor guy. We (I) laugh about it now.