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Share your dilemmas and get honest opinions from other Mumsnetters.

to want to dislike Beyonce

93 replies

mrscumberbatch · 21/06/2012 15:49

because even though her music is entirely not my thing she has a wealth of talent, comes across as a lovely person and has those thighs

It's too many 'pros' for one person to have.

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scarletforya · 21/06/2012 15:52

Confused her thighs are chunky! I can't talk because so are mine but if I had to pick thighs I wouldn't picks hers!

Her face on the other hand is beyond gorgeous!

mrscumberbatch · 21/06/2012 15:54

I'd pick hers in a line up. Proper legs, not twiglets!

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PandaWatch · 21/06/2012 15:56

I'll give you something to dislike her for - she'll perform for any old tyrannical dictator if the money is right.

LentillyFart · 21/06/2012 15:58

Well one of us is BU because I don't give a long low flying torpedo shaped crap about Beyonce. I think it's mutual.

mrscumberbatch · 21/06/2012 16:08

Panda, you may have a point! Good one!

Lentilly, there is not much of a crap given. But it is a rainy rainy day, I'm mumsnetting, internetting and trying to avoid cleaning.... quite successfully

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StuntGirl · 21/06/2012 16:08

I actually really dislike Beyonce. Everyone I know thinks I'm massively unreasonable but I still don't like her Grin

ViviPru · 21/06/2012 16:12

Why would anyone actually strive to dislike Beyonce?

Listen to Countdown & End of Time as loud as your speakers can take and feel good about your BeyonceLove.

mrscumberbatch · 21/06/2012 16:17

Nooo I don't think I can actually listen to her. Her music is blandy bland bland.

She is talented though.

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KimaGreggsSausageRoll · 21/06/2012 16:22

She is beyond beautiful and she can sing (although a bit too warbly for me), however, she chose to marry Jay-Z.

warning offensive

Is that error of judgement enough to help you dislike her?

Mopswerver · 21/06/2012 16:26

Hate to sound like a a killjoy but she is not much of a role model for our girls is she? Wiggling her (admittedly v sexy) "booty" in our faces and asking men "if you liked it then you shoulda put a ring on it.." Yeah, very enlightened miss Knowles!

KimaGreggsSausageRoll · 21/06/2012 16:28

and what Mopswerver said as well

ViviPru · 21/06/2012 16:28

But she makes dinner all up in her heels!

Pootles2010 · 21/06/2012 16:29

Totally agree mopswerver, hugely offensive, the Mary Seacole 'Horrible histories' one much better!

PandaWatch · 21/06/2012 16:32

Also that ridiculous claim she made that she lost 60lbs in 3 months after having her baby Hmm

ViviPru · 21/06/2012 16:33

amount of money she's spending on crap for her dd

Didn't she start a thread in chat on that yesterday?

headfairy · 21/06/2012 16:33

who? Beyonce? Started a thread on MN today?

headfairy · 21/06/2012 16:33

sorry, yesterday

mrscumberbatch · 21/06/2012 16:34

I'd rather have Beyonce as a role model than, say, Cheryl Cole.

But I'm hoping DD will be more of a Kate Bush type Wink

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mrscumberbatch · 21/06/2012 16:36

I actually LOL'ed at that link headfairy. That's utterly insane.

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AWomanCalledHorse · 21/06/2012 16:36

She uses fur in her clothing line 'House of Deron'.

She gave her clothing line a pretentious name.

ViviPru · 21/06/2012 16:38

who? Beyonce? Started a thread on MN today?

Is Beyonce a MNtter?

mrscumberbatch · 21/06/2012 16:40

ROFL... in tears here at Chaos' multiple postings.... just exacerbates the humour for me Grin

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headfairy · 21/06/2012 16:41

vivi Arf at that thread!

FreudianSlipper · 21/06/2012 16:42

i find her boring (so does Grahman Norton)

Rihanna is far sexier and more entertaining

and Rule The World wtf is she on about read your history woman (there is a great youtube clip of the song beign pulled apart it was posted in here ages ago)

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