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to want to dislike Beyonce

93 replies

mrscumberbatch · 21/06/2012 15:49

because even though her music is entirely not my thing she has a wealth of talent, comes across as a lovely person and has those thighs

It's too many 'pros' for one person to have.

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ViviPru · 21/06/2012 22:53

Me too Rhett.

I'm having a Beyonce medley at my wedding reception and I don't give a fig what too-cool-for-school underground house DJ groom & assembled musical trainspotters think. We got together when Crazy In Love was big, so it'll be poignant. I don't think tennis shoes and an old dress will be appropriate though.

lunamoon · 21/06/2012 23:11

She reminds me of Whitney Houston.
No idea why.

NovackNGood · 22/06/2012 00:01

She does have rather chunky thighs and a mahoosive ass but she is talented.

MrsRhettButler · 22/06/2012 00:07

Depending where you're from a big ass isn't a bad thing. I couldn't give a shit about my ass it's my belly I have issue with! Grin

MrsRhettButler · 22/06/2012 00:08
MrsRhettButler · 22/06/2012 00:10

Ooooh we could do a routine! Grin

cybbo · 22/06/2012 16:50

Byzantia, um Madonn was crotch grinding to camera 100's of years before Beyonce

paperclips · 22/06/2012 17:19

YANBU Let's help you find some more reasons.

A good reason is exactly what headfairy said.

It's discusting, when there are millions of babies who won't make it to their 5th birthday because of poverty. Sure, if you are that rich you're hardly going to shop at mothercare, but really- what the f**k is the point of a solid gold rocking horse? It's ugly and they can't even play with it. You might as well just burn the money.

I'd quite like to slap her for that. I thought her and Jay-Z came from poor backgrounds- you'd think she'd appreciate how much she has and how little other people have.

These people need a reality check. Someone should send her to a maternity hospital in a poor third world country to see where that 1.2 million dollars could have gone.

And the other reason is exactly what Mopswerver said.

cybbo · 22/06/2012 17:26

Paper clips they both give £££££££ to charity

RedBlanket · 22/06/2012 18:16

I'd take all that solid gold rocking horse stuff with a pinch of salt. The ttabloids always make up that sort of stuff.
In any case they're both mega loaded and have worked hard for their money so they can spend it how they like.

SoleSource · 22/06/2012 18:57

Beyonce is vile.

noddyholder · 22/06/2012 21:15

I would love a big bum

GetOrfMoiiLand · 22/06/2012 21:19

I am sure she is very nice but I really can't stand her singing voice, the awld banshee.

Ayayayayayayayayayaaaaaaaaa

Fuck off, Beyonce.

I remember when I first read about her I scoffed at her name because it didn't have the accent in the magazine I read it in - I thought you pronounced it to rhyme with Ponce.

It was downhill all the way, really.

cybbo · 22/06/2012 21:38

Nodders it's not all its cracked up to be. if you pardon the pun

BerryLellow · 22/06/2012 21:38

I like her.

Am always very amused at the threads about her being in the Illuminati though :o

ViviPru · 23/06/2012 22:32

She's reprazenting at Hackney.

ShellyBoobs · 23/06/2012 23:47

I don't see Beyonce she could have ever done anything but lavish ridiculous and outrageously expensive gifts upon her daughter.

Jay-Z's entire career revolves around being absurdly rich having come from less than nothing. He wouldn't be true to himself if he suddenly said, "yes I've made a fortune but it's wrong to spoil my child".

His act would be over, as ridiculous as that sounds.

HokeyCokeyPigInAPokey · 23/06/2012 23:51

She just went up in my estimations dancing in the rain in her wellies on Hackney Marsh.

I just wish she'd put some fecking clothes on though so dd can actually watch her videos.

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