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to want to dislike Beyonce

93 replies

mrscumberbatch · 21/06/2012 15:49

because even though her music is entirely not my thing she has a wealth of talent, comes across as a lovely person and has those thighs

It's too many 'pros' for one person to have.

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PandaWatch · 21/06/2012 16:44

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Rihanna is just awful!

FreudianSlipper · 21/06/2012 16:49

no she is not

beyonce pretends she is filthy rihanna is the real thing. beyonce has just been moulded since she was a child to perform first by her father and mother and now to be more slutish (that will change) by her husband

ViviPru · 21/06/2012 16:50

vivi Arf at that thread!

I just wish the OP had posted in AIBU instead

cybbo · 21/06/2012 16:52

I love her

I pretend to be her in my kitchen, specifically singing 'End Of Time' at Glastonbury last year

PandaWatch · 21/06/2012 16:53

Oh ok if filthy = great then fair enough Hmm

ViviPru · 21/06/2012 16:55

I pretend to be her in my kitchen, specifically singing 'End Of Time' at Glastonbury last year

I never do that. Honest. Blush

Do you do the stampy dance too, cyb?

swooosh · 21/06/2012 16:56

I'm Beysus's biggest fan and I don't care who knows it. I queued for 4 hours to see her at the ITV TV special on last year, a million people applied and 800 got in. She bought us all Dominos pizza whilst we were queuing. Plus she's GORGEOUS, and so sweet, very humble. She spent a lot of time out in between filming takes to speak with fans.

swooosh · 21/06/2012 16:57

ohhhh I just love her, and Jay too. Grin

cybbo · 21/06/2012 16:57

Of course, and I'm wearing the fab heeled ankle boots and gold sequinned jacket

'Boy come to me, COME TO ME' etc etc

headfairy · 21/06/2012 16:59

OH yes vivi, it would have been carnage!

ViviPru · 21/06/2012 16:59

We do a routine at Zumba to Countdown.

I grind up on it, girl, show him how I ride it.

Oh yes. In my plimsols. In the village hall.

ViviPru · 21/06/2012 17:00

Grin She got off way too lightly methinks.

cybbo · 21/06/2012 17:00

Ha vivi, how funny

I also ROCK Deja Vu

FreudianSlipper · 21/06/2012 17:01

that is her act now or was, likely to change as her manager/husband will no doubt want her to be a little less sexual now she is the mother to his daughter

and now lined up is Rita Ora to take her place

PandaWatch · 21/06/2012 17:01

wonders whether or not to admit Beyonce is perfect driving on your own, singing your heart out music

ViviPru · 21/06/2012 17:01

We are COOL. End of.

cybbo · 21/06/2012 17:05

Rita Ora is hopeless, not even 0.5% the talent of Beyonce

I used to dream of being George Michaels backing singer, now I dream of being B's

mrscumberbatch · 21/06/2012 17:07

Seemingly Wham are reforming Cybbo so your original dream could still come true!!

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ViviPru · 21/06/2012 17:09

I used to dream of being George Michaels backing singer, now I dream of being B's

Ha that's so weird - When I was little I was obsessed with a UB40/Robert Palmer double header Wembley gig my Dad had on video that made me want to be a backing singer so bad. I remember vividly my family not getting why that was my dream and not to be the actual singer. Confused

Sodding Jim'll fix it had to go and pop his clogs didn't he? We could have realised our shared dream together.

ViviPru · 21/06/2012 17:10

Seemingly Wham are reforming Cybbo so your original dream could still come true!!

For a split second I thought to myself hang on a minute - isn't one of them dead? - then I realised I was thinking of Heather Trott Confused

cybbo · 21/06/2012 17:11

Oh mrscumberbatch,I'm on that

RedBlanket · 21/06/2012 17:15

WHAM are reforming? What, when why who??????

FreudianSlipper · 21/06/2012 17:16

i always dreamt of headlining

George, Prince, Michael or Luther would join me on stage as my special surprise guest, they were greatly honoured that i allowed them too

mrscumberbatch · 21/06/2012 17:28

nme link wham reforming

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noddyholder · 21/06/2012 18:49

I do a mean "Irreplaceable' if no one is in