AIBU to want to lick John McCririck's whiskers?

[Salmotrutta]

I dunno ... doesn't seem right somehow.

I literally couldn't touch him with a dead dog's dick.

He makes me want to shudder just looking at him.

YANBU, let's all have a go :)

Boak

I would

He made a vile pass at a friend of mine 20 years ago. I'd like to pull his tweeds over his head tbh.

Only if you also lick Bernard Manning's gussets.

On the inside.

urgh...my stomach did a wee flip reading that....
what a horrible idea

yabu and probably pissed

Horses for courses an' all that ...

I think he'd be fine with it if you did.

I bet he wishes he could lick his own whiskers.

Blech!!!

Bernard Manning is a step too far.

I think he may be dead.

Very good Salmo.

I wouldn't lick him with someone else's tongue

but if you fancy it then go for it

You know there's probably all sorts of things living in his whiskers?

He looks like he is not on very good terms with soap and water.

Blech!
I gone.
Night. x

no no and no

But would you lick his Booby?

I take great offence at the suggestion I may be pissed.

I have had but one glass of vino.

I'm high on life.

Eeewww Worra. Yuk.

Hair, I should add that 'The Booby' is his wife

His Booby -

Still yuk I think.

Oh I wouldn't lick her.

I have standards to maintain.

John McCririck is a hideous example of something - not sure what - and a prime candidate for being lobbed in a vat of boiling goat's piss until he learns some manners. That said, there is something strangely attractive about him - but I still don't think I'd touch him - even with worra's dead dog's dick