AIBU to want to lick John McCririck's whiskers?

[Salmotrutta]

I dunno ... doesn't seem right somehow.

You do all know I'm joking, right?

If I was going to go a-licking it would be Johnny Depp.

Or Jude Law.

Or Ian Hislop.

Thank you salmobooby for the kind reassurance the the wine. I might put a bottle in my labour bag !

Yum, Jude law.

Wouldn't say no to brad Pitt either.

Do nt try that old joke chestnut Salmo.

I bet you want him on for a webchat too!

No. I am not The Booby.

My DH is not John McCririck - thank the very lord.

Am reporting disturbing thread title to MNHQ, as soon as I clear that little bit of sick out of my throat.

Oooh - I've never had a fred reported.

'Or Ian Hislop.'

Don't think you can slip that one in unnoticed!

Explain yourself...

I misread the thread title as KICK his whiskers. That would be perfectly reasonable.

But LICK them? Possibly the most unreasonable thing I have ever heard.....

Agent - Ian Hislop is admittedly not bonny.

But he is clever and funny.

That's all I'm sayin' ...

mumofjust1 - I'm proud to have provided you with the most unreasonable thing you have ever read.

... if only it were true.

Eww. Ewwww and another few ewwww's thrown in for good measure. Did you SEE him in the Celebrity Big Brother or whichever reality show it was a few years back?! He's a complete and utter dick. Sulks when he doesn't get his own way (something about Diet Coke if I remember correctly), wanders round in saggy underpants and treats his doormat- wife like scum.
He needs a bloody good slap, hard to the head, never mind licking. Shudder.

OK ...

Never mind Jelly - all will be well in the morning.