AIBU to want to lick John McCririck's whiskers?

[Salmotrutta]

I dunno ... doesn't seem right somehow.

This is probably the most alarming thread I have read on MN. Ever.

Lentilly, he reminds me of that guy but I can't think of his name?

You know from that other forum?

Dear god......why?!

You're a dark horse Sal, the going must be hard down your way for you to think such a thing, let alone say it publicaly.

I'm a bit hacked off as I used to admire you

I think salmo has taking leave of her senses

Her smoking cat has pushed her over the edge

I suspect you could get quite a meal from the detritus caught in his whiskers.

DP sometimes works with him and says he is just the same in RL, only worse.

Oh worra - so many possible candidates, so little time to go through the rolodex of my fading memory.....

You don't mean the parrotty guy do you?

• sorry Agent, sorry usual

Oh my god, my morning sickness nearly had a terrible resurgence. You do know that on Celebrity Big Brother, he openly picked his nose and ate it? No doubt some dropped snotters could be on his beard.

I genuinely could not do this with my worst enemy's tongue for a million pounds.

so little time to go through the rolodex of my fading memory.....

I was trying to get there before the alcohol addles your brain but I guess it's a few years too late

That was it I think...PGM

YY - blame the smoking, shitting cats.

Little bastards with their sense of entitlement.

shinyblackgrape - did you really have to say that?

Oh! how the mighty have fallen ...

Is they still on 20 Bensons a day?

Mine nicked my rilza the furry fucker

Oh that old thundercunt - yes - 100% absolutely!

is they? Good posting there

Just take your blinkers off and <a class="break-all" href="http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?hl=en&sa=X&biw=1146&bih=711&tbm=isch&prmd=imvnso&tbnid=xfMzv7NrlUrRbM:&imgrefurl=www.unrealitytv.co.uk/big-brother/john-mccririck-evicted-from-ultimate-big-brother/&docid=dWjN3W_cXX-LFM&imgurl=static.unrealitytv.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/john1.jpg&w=380&h=425&ei=yWPST4vuFImWhQfL0_niAw&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=347&vpy=121&dur=2467&hovh=237&hovw=212&tx=139&ty=106&sig=112379514407926695039&page=2&tbnh=160&tbnw=137&start=18&ndsp=24&ved=1t:429,r:13,s:18,i:212" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">see him for how he <a class="break-all" href="http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?hl=en&biw=1146&bih=711&tbm=isch&tbnid=B86N-UVY0WcfCM:&imgrefurl=www.bettingpro.com/category/Entertainment/Ultimate-Big-Brother-John-McCririck-to-be-kept-in-House-2010082500114/&docid=E8zYaZvwWQsIXM&imgurl=www.pokerpurist.com/uploadedImages/bettingpro/NewsImages/TN186412_John-McCririck.jpg&w=300&h=240&ei=O2TST-SLBqmB4gTyyo3NAw&zoom=1&iact=rc&dur=464&sig=112379514407926695039&page=1&tbnh=166&tbnw=208&start=0&ndsp=16&ved=1t:429,r:8,s:0,i:95&tx=95&ty=95" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">really is (not a bottom you'd knowingly pinch ewww)

Poor old John McCririck - his mum probably loved him.

Sorreeeeeee Salmo. I didn't realise that I'd accidentally stumbled on the John McCririck appreciation thread.

I would truly rather lick his pubes.

Anyway, what's brought this on? If you say wine, I will be very jealous.

20 Bensons??

... I wish.

Flamin' Mores they've moved onto now. Reckon it makes 'em more sophisticated.

... as if you can look sophisticated with a Number One crop and a Burberry shell-suit.

YABVU - I would still rather lick sweaty Gordon Ramsey than boaky John

AgentZigZag there's no need for that.

Oh Gawd Agent - I can't keep this up.

I now want to vomit.

shinyblack - never mind. One day you will be able to have a wine again.

Not for ages mind. But one day.

Just had a thought...... Salmo, are you The Booby?!