To let my cats smoke at our patio doors and s**t in next door's garden?

[Salmotrutta]

Well am I?

TIA.

Your cats smoke?

nope, its there right.

Our cats have always preferred cigars too.

as long as you don't mind if I shoot your mankey cat

bloody clever cats if they do lol

YABU - you should be having them smoke in next door's garden as well.

Is it skunk? I would be pissed if it was skunk...it stinks. Hash I wouldne mind

Have they got Vodka aswell.

I hope so.

Perfectly sensible to make them smoke by the patio doors - wouldn't want them smoking in the house, would you? As for shitting in the neighbours' gardens, buy yourself a tin hat, because as sure as eggs is eggs, you are in for either abuse or flying cat shit coming your way very soon!

Cats are roaming animals they can't help it!

what about the ashtrays?
think of the ashtrays

Salmo...

Are the Police there yet?

My Cat likes to have a fag after hes shit in next doors garden

YANBU

My cat loves a fag in the evening after a busy day pissing everyone off.

you can't 'let' cats do anything

they do as they damn well please -they simply use and abuse us humans, letting us THINK we own them

YANBU

I've taught mine to blow smoke rings out their arses, through the holes in the fence. I'm not sure which smell is more offensive, the shit or the farts.

I reckon Salmo's cats kick next doors bins over.

Then rip the bin bags up.

Does Salmo live next to me?

That sounds awfully familiar.

I smoke cats.

Six or seven hours over charcoal and they're done.

A bit of oak for flavour.

Makes you shit like anything mind.

Catnip & Skunk smell quite similar apparently

salmos cat

What do they do with the butts? Flick em?

My cats are well-hard.

They smoke faaaags and shit as they please.

The Police can't do nuffink.

And my cats drink Stella too.

Moonlight is right, I'd be encouraging them to smoke in next door's garden too. Tsk!

You won't have a cat shit problem if you get a dog. I though all the cats had stopped shitting in our garden due to getting a dog - but no - the dog eats it.

Still have the problem of dog shit though...

And who's going to eat that?? Maybe I should get a pig.