To let my cats smoke at our patio doors and s**t in next door's garden?

[Salmotrutta]

Well am I?

TIA.

see...nasty shits

echo.

Has he got a casbo, usual ?

Mine have had a few. The Purr-lice have given them so many warnings, but they won't come round anymore. They have mastered spraying far too accurately, iyswim.

WhosPickle - So it was your cat wot parked in that P&C space!
Bastard.

I'm reporting you on the non-emergency Police number.

I expect SS will be interested too.

Well,MY cat get housing benefit.

So,ner.

Whos you need to get a goat as well - they eat anything so could keep the pig clean and 'tidy up' after themselves as well.

Oh jeez - my typing is far too slow and I'm weeing myself now!

My cats have been banged up for GBH.

And they do not lift a finger in the house.

Plus I'm fairly sure they are googling porn.

Pussy porn ?

Oh dear MrsVamos.

TMI.

Entitled fuckers , I'm not googling pussy porn

MINE don't do it, Echo.

I was asking a question.

Yeah but hun, u know your meant 2 do evrythin for yr catz, right? Thatz the only rezun they let u stay. They sound rly nice - bet they evn bring u prezents like rats n fings.

He parked in the space and gave all the kids free biscuits wearing a mcvities banner! Get em young he says.

Sorry MrsVamos.

It looks like Salmo started it.

I think you nshould show them the door Salmo.

Wot, me?

I never started nuffink ...

Y' know, Echo, I'm sure it woz 'er catz wot told mine abart the smokin' an' fartin'.

They used to be such lovely boys.

I think they use whiskter, or pawpad, or something to keep in touch.

But one cat moved his GF in with her double bed.

They took the piss.

I booted her out.

No cat is good enough for my boys.

They use the smoke rings they blow out of their arses.

high-class pussy porn

hard-core fetish cat porn - prob what Salmo's look at...

Leave the bastard. No leaving is too good for him! Tie him up in front of a cliff Richard DVD for all eternity !

You is right Salmo.

You tell those girls.

You are the Mumma Cat.

Mine are always on that bloody catbook

That cat has gone dogging!