To let my cats smoke at our patio doors and s**t in next door's garden?

[Salmotrutta]

Well am I?

TIA.

Police got no power over cats. Mine stole a car the other day and they could do fuck all.

usual - my cats are not unkempt.

They always make it home.

Gutter sleeping is sooo not their style.

its not just my cats that smoke so do my dogs, they pick my dog ends up when i throw them out the door

Who would eat the pig shit?

The pig?

The goat ?

But who would eat the goat shit ?

He parked the stolen car in a p&c space as well. The shame. After he robbed dominos pizzas. Said he'd found a stall at a school fete.

At least the pig would taste nice when it had finished smearing itself with shit

If he would eat dog pig and cat shit your onto a winner!

the pig would probably eat that as well, either that or the dog would.

My cats are harder than Echo.

They have their own plasma TV and a goat to annoy.

my dogs eat the cat shit dirty fuckers

Would he eat dog ends from the fag ash cats?

Mine gets tax credits, no intention of working. Says its a mugs game.

Nah you're not following. The dog eats the cat shit, the pig eats the dog shit, and then it rolls in its own shit. I eat the pig.

Oh, and yeah but, no but, my cats got expelled from Cat School cos they is so spirited and the teacher is a bitch.

Mines in a private school, he's middle class you see. And has a badge to prove it.

Mine are Home Educated.

They just lay about all day and do sod all.

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Salmos cat.

A cool cat.

He's got a willy nose though.

My cat wears a hoodie so watch out

YABU. My neighbours cats keep throwing their beer bottles over my fence and I am scared to say anything to them as they are the chavvyest cats you've EVER seen......the teenage one swears at his owner and they also smoke dope under my nursery window.

Little bastards.

osPickleisThatOnion Sat 02-Jun-12 00:26:30
Mine gets tax credits, no intention of working. Says its a mugs game.

Cat's credits surely?

Result. Shitless garden and a fuck load of sausage (albeit shitty sausage)