To let my cats smoke at our patio doors and s**t in next door's garden?

[Salmotrutta]

Well am I?

TIA.

love - not at all surprised, but do make sure said choral singing isn't taking place anywhere near Salmo's or Whos 'boys'...or actually, possibly not Nun's either.

My boy would love to "meet" your bunnies I'm sure!!

Whos cat

love's bunnies

Not sure that's a match made in heaven...

One of mine has comandeered the garden lounger.
He's sitting out there right now jeering at all the other neigbourhood cats.

"Come on if yer think yer 'ard enough"... and THIS is what I caught him doing earlier:-

Dodgy Cat Googling

He said his brother made him do it

Should I be worried that it's taking forever to open?

On a serious note - anyone on this thread have experience of constipation in young (four / five week old) kittens? Loopy's got a thread in AIBU and one in Chat looking for some urgent advice if anyone does.

[Goes back to the real purpose of this thread]

And if his brother told him to jump off a bridge, what about then, hey? Not like the cats in my day, they had discipline in my day...

Is <a class="break-all" href="http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?q=rough+cat&hl=en&gbv=2&biw=1024&bih=391&tbm=isch&tbnid=yqh11F2VFJr3cM:&imgrefurl=rewellle.my3gb.com/cats/lost-cats-sydney.html&docid=HfTwH2gB70troM&imgurl=rewellle.my3gb.com/cats/images/1921.jpg&w=394&h=400&ei=1Z_KT7q-J8KW8QO6kPEC&zoom=1" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">THIS any better?

Oh my giddy aunt - the things those animals get up to nowadays.

My cat had a go at the grouse on the famous grouse advert earlier on. She's a loony.

See - it all starts with too much TV ... the thin end of the wedge I'm afraid.

She'll be out clubbing next and weeing in the street.

And inviting other cats in through the cat flap for parties (which she'll advertise on CatBook) when you are on holiday.

She will not!

She is the epitome of evil sweet little indoor cat and we have no catflap.

That's what you think ... I hear different.

... not that I'm one to pass on gossip mind.

You could be right. She appears to be plotting.

Psst Salmo, while manic's not around - what's the goss is there something she needs to be concerned about?

See this?

<a class="break-all" href="http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?q=party+cat&hl=en&biw=1024&bih=391&gbv=2&tbm=isch&tbnid=QqDJisxWr6np1M:&imgrefurl=www.yourspaceisbest.com/category/56/myspace/images__funny_pictures/animals/cats_graphics-page2.html&docid=7WLBBANvar5EtM&imgurl=www.yourspaceisbest.com/upload/graphic/party-cat.jpg&w=320&h=319&ei=YeHLT-LPLNSf8gOSzdTODw&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=752&vpy=32&dur=5297&hovh=224&hovw=225&tx=112&ty=187&sig=102544834954817158665&page=2&tbnh=108&tbnw=97&start=7&ndsp=21&ved=1t:429,r:13,s:7,i:168" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Party Cat
That's manic's cat, that is ....

[Clutches pearls to hoiked bosom] - Disgraceful!

I do hope she doesn't lead your minions of Satan little innocent beasties further astray than they already are. [

Manic your cat is a disgrace. If I see it around here again there will be trouble.

It's cats like yours that have dragged my boy down. He's lying here now with his lipstick out smoking a reefer.