To let my cats smoke at our patio doors and s**t in next door's garden?

[Salmotrutta]

Well am I?

TIA.

That's a bit harsh Whos, surely every cat deserves a hundreth second chance? Probably they're just misunderstood and fell in with a bad crowd.

Yup - like I said - hard core .

P.S. - bet you're the only one that opened the links too...

Have some self respect moonlight! Honestly those cats will be walking all over you! They are bastards each and every one of em.

[Absentmindedly scratches flea bites and scrape marks]

But, but...

oh ffs now im scratchin dam cat and his fleas

I saw those links ...

That kitty looked like a "fast piece" - she won't be getting near my boys.

No way is some floozy getting her claws into my boys' washing ...

I have to go to bed.

I haven't got to get up in the morning.

But i have to go to bed.

dam cats nicked my baccy again

Just the other day one of my boys was taking the kittens out on their scooters and some yummy mummy ticked him off for letting them scoot past at 70mph a leisurely pace.

My boy showed her his tattoos - that shut her up.

Quite right too Salmo.

She's telt.

I have to go to bed soon too ...

But the cats will need supper and milk and stuff.

I don't mind, that's what Mums are for.

nick it back before they smoke it all

My cats were from the westside virtual feral you get me? and now they have got them a POSSE, them gingers stick together. WORD. (well that's about ALL I can make out from Davis and Thomas when they DEIGN to sit down for a PROPER meal, the ungrateful LOUTS)

DAVID I mean. He prefers Dave of course but I won't entertain the very idea.

My cats are well 'ard. They run the local drug ring and sell catnip skunk to all the kittens in the neighbourhood

Salmo - but you're ok with them viewing the kind of stuff on the second link? Really?

I don't care if I get flamed for this but, you're not just there to pander to their every whim be their 'friend' you should be parenting too.
Frankly, it's people like you, and a number of the other posters on this thread, I might add, that give cats a bad name.

[Hoiks world's biggest pair of judgey knickers up over eyes to hide the view]
[Runs away from thread very, very fast...]

I made this mistake. Just asked my cat what he wants for breakfast and he said 10 regal now fuck off. What can I do?

Ground him, and stop his beer milk money.

That'll learn him.

But make sure you hide your purse first so he doesn't nick liberate the price of a pack of fags from it just before he storms out the door to beat up next door's dog.

Here's the latest, he won't baby sit my new kitten when I go out on the piss! The little horror!

Whos - you definitely need to have words!

i'm glad your cats smoke. that means you won't be surprised when i tell you my four rabbits enjoy choral singing.

"Just asked my cat what he wants for breakfast and he said 10 regal now fuck off. What can I do?"--- Stand by with a box of matches.

You have all given me the giggles! thanks everyone