to wonder where the stupid fucker has got to?

[DameHermione]

Dh has gone out on a jolly. He isn't back yet.

The weather is dreadful. V v v windy and rainy.

If the stupid fucker got the bus they planned on getting he should have been back an hour ago.

I am most certainly not going to pick up. I have had a glass of wine.

Stupid fucker has also left his mobile here at home.

Stupid fucker also has a habit of getting absolutely legless occasionally.

I have to work at the crack of dawn tomorrow and could do without a broken night wondering where he is.

I am more than a bit cross.

I'd normally just be asleep but now i'm riled and can't drop off.

hope he appears soon

It is only ten past 11... cabs will still be running...

Do you have dc that needs to be cared for in the morning

And when he does he will wake up the dogs. Crash around. And then snore.

Cabs exist in civilised places. Not backwaters hicksville.

The dds are old enough to be left in the morning.

Does he have his keys on him?

DH thinks nothing of going out "for a few" without his phone and door keys

I went to bed with the back door unlocked last night

hee is probably in some pub somewhere still drinking TBH i would just let him be and then go to bed he is a grown up and can get himself home,

the very last bus possible gets to hicksville in about 10 minutes.

And he will wake me up when he gets in. Bastard.

have another he will call a taxi wont he ?

Will you stay up and wait?

I used to but I don't now, it doesn't happen very often but I don't see the point of waiting up to watch him stumble to bed and snore his head off.

He is prob waiting for a kebab talking shite to lamp post

Grrrrrr

Im in bed. To cross to sleep. Have to be in work at 7.

When will you know if he made the last bus, is it a long stagger from the bus stop?

I want a kebab now.

my DH doesnt go out very often but when he does i usually just go to bed as he will stagger in and talk complete bollox and want to do the dirty which i cant stand if im sober ,

aqua

I don't understand what the problem is OP?

Has he forgotten his key?

If not, just go to bed...it's only 11.30pm, not late at all for a Saturday night drink.

Its not too late if you live somewhere with reliable public transport. We don't.

Most of the time id go to sleep and leave him to it. But tonight i csn't.

I've asked the key question!

Does he have his key??

Who knows? Probably.

Ok but that's not his fault

He's left his phone at home by accident...we've all done that I'm sure.

It doesn't make him a stupid fucker to be fair.

Is he out in a town? How far away is he?

Getting so pissed you miss the last bus makes him a stupid fucker

Fuckit i'm gooing to sleep