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To be TERRIFIED of having a bikini wax?

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fishcalledwonder · 12/04/2012 17:45

I thought I'd be braver now I've been through childbirth, but am still too wimpy to have a bikini wax and have just cancelled an appointment to have one on Monday. How pathetic am I being? Are they as bad as I think?

Not talking pornstar type wax, just a tidy up.

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LeQueen · 17/04/2012 20:54

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NowThenWreck · 17/04/2012 21:14

Ooh no, don't get anything waxed OP. It hurts!
I trim my bush, and have a pleasingly neat triangle. I agree with the male poster-it points the way nicely-This way! and keeps my fanjo nice and warm

Alargeglassofred · 17/04/2012 21:20

Pubic topiary is the way forward! Even made my DH go for a BSC (back ,sack and crack ). He won't do it again, but neither will he complain about my hairy legs

fatfinger · 17/04/2012 21:27

There's lots of ridiculous talk on this thread but it is mostly hilarious. This is my opinion:

I like to get waxed throughly because receiving oral sex is much, much more pleasurable when there is no hair acting as a barrier between his mouth and my genitals.

Who gives a toss what feminists think about waxing when you're getting great oral sex?!

LeQueen · 17/04/2012 21:32

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fishcalledwonder · 17/04/2012 21:43

Wow! Had no idea bikini waxing was such an emotive topic! Brilliant comments.

As much as I would greatly admire a woman who proudly displayed thick pubes growing 4 inches either side of her swimming costume (yes, it really IS that bad), I really don't have the confidence or swagger to pull that off. I would just like not to have to show strangers my pubic hair and am not quite ready to go down the board shorts route!

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Jajas · 17/04/2012 22:12

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noblegiraffe · 17/04/2012 22:18

Shave? Veet?

seeker · 17/04/2012 22:21

Ok. Th have now been perfectly sensible practical reasons for removing the hair that protrudes from a bikini bottom. And for removing the hair round the vagina. Nobody has yet come up with an equally sensible reason for what I thought this thread was about- which is removing all the pubic hair - or all but a half inch strip. Which, frankly, looks bloody ridiculous!

LeQueen · 17/04/2012 22:26

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ReactionaryFish · 17/04/2012 22:33

"I like to get waxed throughly because receiving oral sex is much, much more pleasurable when there is no hair acting as a barrier between his mouth and my genitals."

I can confirm that precisely the same effect may be achieved by a nice close trim or strim, with much less expense, pain and bother. No need to thank me

RichTeaAreCrap · 17/04/2012 22:34

Do they trim the remaining hair too when you go for a wax?

noblegiraffe · 17/04/2012 22:38

If a bikini wax is removing the bits around the edges, where does hygiene come into it? Confused

LeQueen · 17/04/2012 22:43

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LeQueen · 17/04/2012 22:47

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RichTeaAreCrap · 17/04/2012 22:57

Thanks LeQ for answering all these questions I have on waxing Grin

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SodoffBaldrick · 18/04/2012 03:40

The mind boggles ever so slightly at the sort of technique that involves administering oral sex through a curtain of pubes. Shock

Still, you'd save on floss, I suppose...

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