Judge pants hoicked well up....

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Am at OOH GP. In agony.

Just watched child of about 8 say 'fuck off you fucking bitch' to his mum. To which his mum laughed.

Couple who arrived 30 mins after me (there's still about 13 people in front of me...) are now screaming at receptionist for the delay and threatening to write to their MP. Apparently he has a Very Painful Ingrowing Toenail which needs Urgent Medical Attention..

Nope DH is at home with DS - hopefully NOT feeding him chocolate - and all my mates are either drunk or With Famileeeee. Rubbish (don't begrudge them not dropping everything...really)

oooo am sitting at home with the prosecco DH bought me as a sop because he bugger off on a boy weekend on Easter weekend, shall I bring that to share the dregs remains with you?

Bella :(

YES YES YES - may enhance the codiene at least right?

Is Allestree and Darley Abbey still posh? They were when I lived there donkey's years ago.

Nd glad I'm not the only one with a cats bum to rival Posh Spice

Liza absolutely. And I go London (etc) - narry a "to" to be seen. All my children are Chelseh, Kelleh, Courtneh .

well I say prosecco - clearly it's lambrini...

Cherry Lambrini obvs

OOh what part of the Cotwolds are you from makehayandsneeze?

you have to get fish and chips from Robbos on the Market place in cromford. best in the whole, wide world.

Are you at the hospital in Calow OP?

Last time I was there the most recent magazine had a pregnant Jade Goody on the front.

Did someone mention Wingerworth?

I lived there until I was 17. Near the Lido.

You are all reminding me why I am dreading one of my infrequent trips to the lovely Derby..

My parents used to run the Miners Welfare way after all the miners had gone at Codnor in the early 90's. It was l;ike going back in time 30 years and some very interesting strange people lived there. I was so glad when she moved escaped

So horrible, how are you now, any closer to getting seen?

Am back home with a prescription for tramadol which....I can't get til tomo as all chemists closed :( May be cyst growing, may be leaking

So loading with the contents of the medine cupboard, a hot water bottle and some Vodka

Chocolate nests you say stranded...

I was at the Gloucestershire side of the Cotswolds, twit - near Chipping Norton. Not the most salubrious joint itself but twas close to lovely places. Also lived in the Lakes...

horribleday glad you are out of there, I hope you feel better very soon.