Judge pants hoicked well up....

[HorribleDay]

Am at OOH GP. In agony.

Just watched child of about 8 say 'fuck off you fucking bitch' to his mum. To which his mum laughed.

Couple who arrived 30 mins after me (there's still about 13 people in front of me...) are now screaming at receptionist for the delay and threatening to write to their MP. Apparently he has a Very Painful Ingrowing Toenail which needs Urgent Medical Attention..

Both. and the morrisons on the other side of town.

I haven't done the new asda yet though. where the netto used to be.

My Village is veh posh obvnov.

ooh, liza - whereabouts?

ripley makes everywhere look good! And yes everlong, there are some lovely parts in derbyshire, my town for example [very smug emoticon] though I do live in the rough part! [bugrin]

West Hallam is very posh and full of gorgeous lovely people and super clever types too. All incredibly beautiful.

Wingerworth is lovely (want to buy house there)...

About 8 I think. Want a coffee but in too much pain to move :-(

you just don't expect that sort of thing in a private dental practice do you

Muffin top? Thong peeking out?
Do his trousers hang around by his knees? Back'ards baseball hat?

And there was me thinking Derbyshire was all pretty scenery and Colin Firth in a wet shirt. How wrong I was...

somewhere you're thinking of my husband there.... he can often be seen in a wet shirt....

Hecate Matlock

LeQueen, I was obv referring to you.

Standed have you checked Blackbrook house?

I spent this afternoon at the medical walk in centre in the shit hole town near me, where I was treated to the spectacle of a woman loudly telling a little girl of about two years old that if she did not sit still she would "fucking knock her out" :( :(

Cotmanhay is a delight compared with the very shallow gene pond that is ... Ironville.

TBH the greatest danger we were in was tripping over the model village or falling into the river.

Ooh stranded do it!! I could come [bugrin]

Hope you get seen quickly.

I was brung up in Matlock, then near Ashbourne, When I go back I see why my parents moved. Loved Riber castle

Are the jiggy couple there for condoms, do you think?

bloody he'll bunny :(

Hope OP is ok btw. Grrrrrr