Judge pants hoicked well up....

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Am at OOH GP. In agony.

Just watched child of about 8 say 'fuck off you fucking bitch' to his mum. To which his mum laughed.

Couple who arrived 30 mins after me (there's still about 13 people in front of me...) are now screaming at receptionist for the delay and threatening to write to their MP. Apparently he has a Very Painful Ingrowing Toenail which needs Urgent Medical Attention..

Where is Loscoe??? Alfreton. Or Chaddeston. 'Nuff said.

Is that a new version of foreplay then? Sitting in the OOH punching each other and causing a Ruckus ruccus scene?

Clearly they lack expertise and need to rely on 'danger' to get them through (loike shagging in a car ooh the danger might get caught sorta thing)

What are they wearing?

I'm just going to write the name of a Derbyshire town here and run. Ilkeston...

So did you say something LeQueen ?

Ooh horrible, your on to something with Alfreton! But never forget about stavely!

'cause I am not from round your parts.

One word people

Cotmanhey

I rest my case.

Horibbleday, hope you're seen soon

I live in one of the posh villages...arf

when I go to the big supermarket in chesterfield (I now live in the Dales, miles from supermarkets!) I always leave my shopping list in the trolley. I also always add something weird to it. Just in case...

I clearly have FAR too much time on my hands

That's the one LeQueen. A night out in Ilson is a rite of passage in the East Midlands. Will you survive?

She has vest top and off the shoulder cardi affair. He has Posh Trainers, and looks Quite Gormless...

And saying 'I spent many evenings pissed fearing for my life in Bourton on the Water' just doesn't have the same ring.

I do the charity shops in stavely too. (I love charity shops!!)

Although I did encounter a rather charming young woman outside the morrisons. Foul mouthed pig, she was.

(I was no better. She pissed me off so much that my husband had to grab me [common as muck emoticon] In my defence, she had been a bitch about my children, for no reason!)

Eek. Cotmanhay makes Ilson look quite cosmopolitan and chic.

horribleday - how many people ahead of you now?

everlong - yes. where I am now is very very posh. In fact, I probably lower the house prices by 10% just by living here

Hecate rumours of new waitrose in the dales.

arf at twit...what from? a big expensive antique clock toppling over????

Ashbourne is posh.