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To think you should be able to sue your mum if you weren't breastfed

694 replies

Richocet · 15/03/2012 08:04

and have suffered health consequences that could have been prevented by breastfeeding?

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SooticaTheWitchesCat · 15/03/2012 10:02

How could you actually prove that if you were breastfed that you woulnd't have those health problems anyway?

YABVU and rather silly too!

frumpet · 15/03/2012 10:02

Oh and the research needs to be about this population not that of another country .

Chirpychick2010 · 15/03/2012 10:06

OP WHERE ARE YOU?????? Oh sorry Need i be quiet? Are you in the courts lodging a big fat complaint? Just wondering where you have gone???

KateSpade · 15/03/2012 10:09

WTF Hmm

Thats a really strange thought, were you not breastfed op, and have ishuu's?

I've not breastfed my DD, its the best decision I've made whilst having my daughter, I'm scared of breastfeeding, it was probably the most pain I've been in my entire life.

I'm adopted, so who should i sue, my birth mother or my mum?

Sparklingbrook · 15/03/2012 10:11

When will the weirdness on MN stop?

CherryBlossom27 · 15/03/2012 10:12

I'm hoping op this thread is meant to be a piss take? [Confused]

D0oinMeCleanin · 15/03/2012 10:12

Embrace it Sparkling. Or come and hide behind the sofa with me until they've all gone.

Sparklingbrook · 15/03/2012 10:18

I'll hide with you I think D0in- budge up a bit. Smile

AlpinePony · 15/03/2012 10:20

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Richocet · 15/03/2012 10:29

Gosh, your all ver angry aren't you?!

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Richocet · 15/03/2012 10:31

Kungfu- except you. Grin @ miss sold children

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Sparklingbrook · 15/03/2012 10:32

Um, is that not the reaction you were after then Richochet? Hmm

Richocet · 15/03/2012 10:33

Alpine, beg your pardon?! I think you have me confused, this thread isn't a campaign against child abuse?! Where did I say ff is equivalent to child abuse? No wonder you've all got your knickers in a twist if that's the impression you got.

It's a light hearted musing

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annalovesmrbates · 15/03/2012 10:35

I went to see the Osmonds as a friend in need's +1 on tuesday. Their songs just won't get out of my head and I am going crazy. Should I sue my friend or the Osmonds?

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Richocet · 15/03/2012 10:36

Perhaps start a thread Anna

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DamselInDisarray · 15/03/2012 10:37

My mum breastfed me, but she still let me mostly drink irn bru (from a bloody bottle as a baby). I think irn bru is probably worse for you that formula, so do you think I should sue?

I might sue my granny for having overlooked all the vegetable she served too. Her actions definitely deprived me of the vitamins and minerals I'd've received if she'd not boiled them to death lightly steamed them. It was clearly negligence on her behalf and I might be taller/cleverer/healthier/better in some other way if she had cooked edible food taken her responsibilities seriously.

Magicrabbit · 15/03/2012 10:38

OP.. 'It's a light hearted musing' - unfortunately the BF debate can never fall into this category for many of us who struggled with it... maybe consider a different topic next time when you have time on your hands and fancy a 'light hearted muse' maybe!

Mrsjay · 15/03/2012 10:40

Light hearted musing Hmm ok then maybe channel your weird humour else where , its not really that funny or maybe put a Grin so people catch your drift ,

MadameChinLegs · 15/03/2012 10:42

Inserts hand.

Methe · 15/03/2012 10:42

I'm going to sue my kids for giving me stress

BelinaTheChicken · 15/03/2012 10:44

Dooin you were almost killed by a ferret??

bronze · 15/03/2012 10:44

Dooin - shit I can't drive. I'm going to be four childrens suings worth down. I have 4 children but can sue my mum too cos she didnt drive either. Can I make it two because my Dad didn't either? Grin

AThingInYourLife · 15/03/2012 10:46

Oh no, my Mum is going to sue me for giving her piles Shock

Sparklingbrook · 15/03/2012 10:46

Stretch marks? My Dss owe me big time.

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