Angelina Jolie's Oscar's Leg.

[BupcakesandCunting]

That's right; a thread being vile about a WOMAN

WTF was that all about? For anyone who hasn't seen

Why was she standing with her leg about 5ft away from the rest of her body? She looked awkward and weird and her leg looked like a chicken leg whereas mine are wonderful, obviously.

AIBU to think that Angelina's Oscar Leg was a bit ridiculous?

Dress of the night has to go to Sandra Bullock - stunning!

I thought Miley Cyrus looked lovely, actually.

I don't know, I think it's a bit old on her. But MEGA improvement. She looks like she's washed!

Though Kate Beckinsale - please eat something. Tah.

Diane Kruger looks like she forgot to get boob tape and thought "wait! I have a bra that matches, wicked, I'll wear that. no one will notice".

I think AJs kids dared her to do a silly pose, I mean come on, there must be a bet involved or vast quantities of booze

I liked Jessica Chastain's dress the best. The black dress with gold bits.

Glenn Close looked rather elegant.

Natalie Portman looked sweet.

Think I'd be a bit miffed if I dressed up for the Oscars and was labelled in the paper as 'Kenneth Branagh and guest'
find out her name you lazy feckers!
unless her name really is 'Guest'

Yes, I thought that, too. Also, Kenneth Branagh looked fit last night. I have never thought that before. Am I getting old or has he got more attractive?

You're right Toby. Branagh is now a stone-cold Silver Fox.

God, how many times has the Clooney-is-gay/No-way-I-won't-have-it/Oh-yes-he-is thing been done on MN???

What I'd like to do is get Lisa Snowdon rip-roaringly drunk and quiz her. I bet she'd blab.

I fancy Kenneth B a bit too. He was ace in My Week With Marilyn.

squeaver, I feel it will go on forever. Even if he did come out, so many would be in denial that this thing will be playing out forever and ever.

I'm of the opinion that Ange decided it would be an appropriate moment to get an intimate piercing and it was still in the chafing/sore stage.

Or perhaps just a mildly disastrous Brazilian?

Or (I had this yesterday and can sympathise) she had a semi wedgy - it's the Oscars, you can't reach down and pull your knickers out, so she thought "okay, I'll just pretend to be seductively sticking my legs out, and then they'll just lodge themselves in my butt and I can deal with it when I can get to the ladies".

Sadly, this was not the better option. When she stopped doing it is when they pinged in.

Why can't I see the Beckham's in that link?

It's been one of those days today.

Ignore me, I found it.

I'm off again, I was hoping for some mn time but the herbert is not a happy one today and is grizzling again.

Reassure me this stage will pass, I'm so tired!

"God, how many times has the Clooney-is-gay/No-way-I-won't-have-it/Oh-yes-he-is thing been done on MN???"

Oooh, hark at the MN Oracle!

Gwyneth Paltrow looks a bit Flash Gordon for my liking.

I loved Natalie Portman's dress, which makes a change.

Not feeling Cameron Diaz's dress, it's like a couture skirt tagged onto a tube dress from the market. And Sandra Bullock's dress is bloody awful!

I barely know who Jessica Chastain is but that black and gold dress is GAWJUS. I love it.

Gwynnie's cape was detachable.

Hm.

I don't know squeaver-how many times is it now?

I think Gwynnie's dress was a bit weddingey. I quite like Meryls Streeps Lanvin curtains look though.

love this dress but it is totally wasted on kelly osbourne.

That is gorgeous. She's lost so much weight, her head now looks disproportionate.