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To never watch East Enders again until.....

93 replies

busybusybust · 10/02/2012 20:09

they get rid of cartoon villain 'Derek'?

AAAARRRRHHHHHHH!!!!!!

OP posts:
GrittersWifeAndProud · 11/02/2012 10:37

Michael Moon? Seriously? Bleurgh. He's a horrible sneaky weasle. He reminds of a playground snitch. Always running to the teacher and telling tales.

mrsjay · 11/02/2012 10:38

DD1 watched it so it was on again i stayed in the room what the heck was all that weeping and wailing about amy she is moving over the fricking road Shock a load of tosh wasnt it ? and derek looking like he was chewing a wasp ,

mrsjay · 11/02/2012 10:39

erm michalel moon really whatever rocks your boat

MICHAEL MOON though Confused

ranteetheranter · 11/02/2012 10:43

As a side note I don't understand why,as the are supposed to live in the same street, shared custody of Amy wasn't an option.

mrsjay · 11/02/2012 10:46

thats what i meant jack can see amy anytime he likes she lives over the bloody road , but i think its because he tried to forge a passport for her , they said something about her having a passport already.

AlbertoFrog · 11/02/2012 10:49

Also would Jack have got into the Police with such a dodgy family?

I too knew you meant Derek before I opened the thread.

Just gads!

mrsjay · 11/02/2012 10:50

he was probably a policeman before derek went to prison i dont think the Brannings are that dodgy just Derek , max is a bit iffy but not a criminal ,

januaryjojo · 11/02/2012 10:54

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mrsjay · 11/02/2012 10:59

you know January i remembered your post when they mentioned about the passport i had a chuckle cos i thought oo they have read Mn and quickly added that little bit in about t he passport Grin bet they did because it hasnt been mentioned before last night

sausagesandmarmelade · 11/02/2012 11:00

Urgh....he's revolting!

Wonder what he's like in real life Hmm

AlbertoFrog · 11/02/2012 11:01

thanks mrsjay

KellyKettle · 11/02/2012 11:15

Oh excellent work January how the hell do you remember all that?

LetsKateWin · 11/02/2012 11:24

Derek us a loser. Totally ridiculous character

tethersend · 11/02/2012 11:29

I like the description of him as a 'Fridge in a Crombie' Grin

McPhee · 11/02/2012 11:31

I've put Saturday Kitchen on, and he's on that too ffs

mrsjay · 11/02/2012 11:32

mcphee is he having wasps to chew on as his food hell Grin

DamnDeDoubtance · 11/02/2012 11:39

Dont watch Eastenders but he did seem really sweet on Saturday kitchen.

McPhee · 11/02/2012 11:41

No but he had a shite grandad cardigan on, and about three inches of slime on his head. Ooofftt makes you want to heave.

TheMouseRanUpTheClock · 11/02/2012 12:22

He's a csa dodger in rl, owes tens of thousands in back child support, enough said.

mrsjay · 11/02/2012 12:59

what is that shiney slimey stuff he wears on his head ?? hes probably a really nice man trying to do a job , I had only seen him in Dr who thats how i knew who he was , Havnt seen him in anything else though

RobinSparkles · 11/02/2012 13:08

I stopped watching after the baby swap storyline but tuned in again to see Pat die. I thought I'd probably get sucked in again but it's soooo boring! Majorly depressing.

Why they win best soap nearly every year, I have no idea! Give me Corrie any day!

Eclairwaldorf · 11/02/2012 13:15

Have recently gone back to corrie, agree EE is just ridiculous. At least there is some humour in Corrie.

Really hope someone from the BBC reads this thread....

insancerre · 11/02/2012 13:20

Derek is totally unbelievable and is putting me off watching it, I really don't care about any of the characters, I detest them all- except Dot.

bleedingheart · 11/02/2012 13:28

Derek knocked Carol about and now she just huffs and puffs a bit when he comes up with his madleatherbakerboycap schemes. That's not who Carol was, hated the scenes when she basically ordered Bianca to make Ricky leave, because kids don't need their dads do they? Only Amy does apparently!
Killing Heather off is unnecessary. Poor baby George!

bleedingheart · 11/02/2012 13:29

strikethrough fail

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