to be really pissed off with dh for wasting 1100 on a hideous hideous satchel for work

[imgoingtokilldh]

i think i'm actually going to kill him, bloody idiot

thanks

Carrie

Countess, of course, why else do you think he uttered the first TWO words?

carrie, you had us

Hell it's a bloody manbag.

YANBU!

Maybe he should accessorise it with one of these.

Carrie - I'm new to MN and have not laughed so much in ages

But the midwife was right about the pelvic floor exercises

An excellent half an hour. Well done.

I so wanted the fur coat /Pat Bitcher vision to be real

Rofl @ pippl- some of them don't entirely Ming! That's about the best I could,say about them too.

Carrie I'm so sorry that this man is not real but you haven't half cheered me up!M

Butcher!!

Quint .Makes perfect sense now

Ah, that was funny. Thanks for a good belly laugh!

I can go to bed now.

Just about to say troll, but see I don't need to

lol, glad you enjoyed it

I'd dump any sad twat that would be seen with that.

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Shit! just got to it!! Good one!.

bravo OP. Weirdly believable .

My B/F and myself are truly pissing ourselves at this thread.

Now B/F has a rather nice Purple Ronnie rubber messenger/document bag and a Dr Suess one.... now they are quirky

Suddenly I feel very grateful for my style-free boringdh.

He is away this weekend and has had his coat stolen and has to go and buy a new one tomorrow. I was worried about the cheap, boring, practical monstrosity he would come home with but at least I know it won't have swirls or rhinestones.

And I know it won't cost over 50 quid.

Can you afford £1100 op? If the money's not an issue then just laugh at him. I mock dh at every given opportunity, it's like a hobby. Definitely more fun than netball or knitting.

Must learn to read entire thread

Nice one!

David Furnish.

that jacket is a smoking jacket - the kind that steven fry would wear

drag queens handbag?