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To Just Kill Them all? The Thoughtless Fuckers.

115 replies

Tortington · 02/02/2012 02:45

  1. I have problems with sleep - it is precious. i know you probably think it's precious to everyone, but it's more precious to me, i suffer from phases of insomnia. if i fall asleep on the settee - leave me

if i fall asleep on the floor - leave me.

dont ever wake me. E-V-E-R

so when 19 year old thoughtless fuckhead of a son comes home at 1.30 am and breaks into my home via the velux window - i of course do not hear BECUASE I AM ASLEEP

so in pantomine fashion...all together...what happens when i am asleep?.....that's right boys and girls - you don't wake me.

if son had woken me, i would have seriously beaten him bow legged.

but no, DH 'D' H gets up, wanders round the house after hearing noises, realises its fuckhead son, and starts shouting something along the lines of 'if you have broken that window.....dont ever break into my house.....i;m gonna beat you bow legged next time...'

and

wakes

me

up.

I have gone from zero to boiling point, i am hugely angry at fuckhead son and dickhead dh in the matter of S SECOND.

and i fume
and i fume

and now im up - awake.

the best thing is i have this meeting with a staff member who is making my life a fucking misery at 8 am.

fuck
me

and this is just the cherry on the cake which reads ' no one actually cares enough to give a shit'

thoughtless cunts
thoughtless fucking cunts

there are layers
and layers to this

dont get me started on fuckhead son breaking in - no he cant have a key - becuase ....hes a fuckhead - trust me.

lazy bone idle shit

that fucker is getting up and being chucked out when i leave at 7.15 am - AND I DONT CARE THAT HE HAS NO WHER ELSE TO GO - becuase all his fuckhead friends are in bed til FUCKING MIDDAY.

fuck
me

my dog died too on saturday and i am majorly upset in a big way which means i cry a lot and i have turned into a weirdo dog lady who cries over dogs

and fuckhead son stole a tenner - this is significant becuase i have two sons and this one has never stolen from me. so i'm very upset.

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BadDayAtTheOrifice · 02/02/2012 02:59

I know where you're coming from. So sorry for you, how inconsiderate.
I'm a shift worker, if anyone wakes me, woe betide them. I used to live on a council estate in north London and would constantly be awoken by a gang of 'yoofs' who thought it was a good idea to play music and deal drugs play music under my bedroom window. Myself and my faltmate ( a 56 yr old asian fella) would have regular 1am meetings in the kitchen to discuss how we were going to away with the buggers (I think crossbows were dicussed at length). Its a form of torture, sleep deprivation, you know!

Original poster
Tortington · 02/02/2012 03:03

crossbow?

there's and idea.

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cornsix · 02/02/2012 03:18

pmsl at weirdo dog lady that cries over dogs Grin My ds won't go to the vet with me any more in case I 'cry like a baby.'

my2centsis · 02/02/2012 03:29

Is this a joke?

Original poster
Tortington · 02/02/2012 03:29

dogs are nice - unlike people Angry

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Original poster
Tortington · 02/02/2012 03:30

it wont be a joke to ds when i beat him bow legged and chuck him out in the cold at 7.30 am

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Thumbwitch · 02/02/2012 03:30

I think crossbow might be extreme actually in your own home, custy - think of the potential for collateral damage!

But certainly retribution is in order. If it weren't for the fact you needed your sleep, I'd recommend waking BOTH the bastards next time they're in the middle of a deep sleep... actually, fuckit, chances are you WILL be awake in the middle of the night when they're not - go and wake them up! Preferably with a klaxon or something - I know, if you have a smoke alarm, burn some toast at 3am - and then open their doors so there is no escape, no hiding.

Crying over your dog doesn't make you weird. Not being sad because your lovely dog has gone would be weird.

Original poster
Tortington · 02/02/2012 03:32
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Sparklingbrook · 02/02/2012 06:41

Why has no-one come onto the thread to tell you 'seriously, you need to review your home security because your son could have been a burglar etc etc' Grin

DS1 is 12. Is this what I have to look forward to? Sad Sorry to hear about your dog. Good luck this morning.

LadyWidmerpool · 02/02/2012 06:50

I think you should call in sick and go and see your GP.

mousymouseprice · 02/02/2012 07:01

no crossbow, think of the mess.
I feel for you, have been up with one ill dc most of the night and when he finally fell asleep the other one came into my bed and started whining when I moved a toe.

Original poster
Tortington · 02/02/2012 20:59

GP? not sure why? doyou think he has a crossbow?

anyway, i killed them with a pineapple corer

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Thumbwitch · 02/02/2012 22:25

oo, creative! I like it. Don't blame you.Grin

(I suspect LadyW thinks you haven't tried the GP before for your insomnia...)

rhondajean · 02/02/2012 22:37

Wowwwww you sounds even meaner than me when woken. I didn't think it was possible.

MmeLindor. · 02/02/2012 22:41

Itching powder in their beds.

it doesn't make you a weird doglady that you are upset about your dog. It makes you normal, I would cry for weeks if something were to happen to mine.

SecretNutellaFix · 02/02/2012 22:42

Did you use a strawberry huller for torture prior to despatching the fuckers?

That really is taking the piss.

PS- I still get teary over my old dog. She died a almost a year and a half ago. So you are relatively normal.

GoingForGoalWeight · 02/02/2012 23:06

Life is really shyte at times. So sorry. I hope the meeting goes your way x

Salmotrutta · 02/02/2012 23:13

I love the klaxon idea ...

I'm a poor sleeper and I completely sympathise.

When I eventually fall asleep after hours a long time I could cheerfully murder either DH or DS (who likes to crash around the kitchen cooking shit meals at odd hours).

And I don't even work shifts or anything. I am just a seriously grumpy bastard.

Salmotrutta · 02/02/2012 23:18

Oh. And I am really sorry about your dog and the missing tenner. Sad

Original poster
Tortington · 03/02/2012 09:24

seriously grumpy bastard - that sums me up exactly! i like it.

what in the name of all holy is a strawberry huller?

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Original poster
Tortington · 03/02/2012 09:26

[http://www.flavourgasmic.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/huller.jpg oh the damage i could do]]

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DougalDaydream · 03/02/2012 09:33

It's not weird to cry over your dog you so recently lost. Let yourself grieve.
It's also not weird to feel pissed off because your children have stolen from you - I know that feeling [mad]
I'm liking the klaxon idea.

DougalDaydream · 03/02/2012 09:34

Bugger. It was meant to be Angry
duh.

Original poster
Tortington · 03/02/2012 09:41

oh the damage i could do

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Strawberrytallcake · 03/02/2012 09:42

You sound really nice and stable. Biscuit