To Just Kill Them all? The Thoughtless Fuckers.

[Tortington]

1. I have problems with sleep - it is precious. i know you probably think it's precious to everyone, but it's more precious to me, i suffer from phases of insomnia. if i fall asleep on the settee - leave me

if i fall asleep on the floor - leave me.

dont ever wake me. E-V-E-R

so when 19 year old thoughtless fuckhead of a son comes home at 1.30 am and breaks into my home via the velux window - i of course do not hear BECUASE I AM ASLEEP

so in pantomine fashion...all together...what happens when i am asleep?.....that's right boys and girls - you don't wake me.

if son had woken me, i would have seriously beaten him bow legged.

but no, DH 'D' H gets up, wanders round the house after hearing noises, realises its fuckhead son, and starts shouting something along the lines of 'if you have broken that window.....dont ever break into my house.....i;m gonna beat you bow legged next time...'

and

wakes

me

up.

I have gone from zero to boiling point, i am hugely angry at fuckhead son and dickhead dh in the matter of S SECOND.

and i fume
and i fume

and now im up - awake.

the best thing is i have this meeting with a staff member who is making my life a fucking misery at 8 am.

fuck
me

and this is just the cherry on the cake which reads ' no one actually cares enough to give a shit'

thoughtless cunts
thoughtless fucking cunts

there are layers
and layers to this

dont get me started on fuckhead son breaking in - no he cant have a key - becuase ....hes a fuckhead - trust me.

lazy bone idle shit

that fucker is getting up and being chucked out when i leave at 7.15 am - AND I DONT CARE THAT HE HAS NO WHER ELSE TO GO - becuase all his fuckhead friends are in bed til FUCKING MIDDAY.

fuck
me

my dog died too on saturday and i am majorly upset in a big way which means i cry a lot and i have turned into a weirdo dog lady who cries over dogs

and fuckhead son stole a tenner - this is significant becuase i have two sons and this one has never stolen from me. so i'm very upset.

there is velux glue>

are you makeing this up ?

dont make me google

no, you would have to not mind about the rl thing...

I am off drink.
Until tomorrow. Dh's parents are coming tomorrow, when I will be back on drink.
But none today.
Today looks like with extra puke on top.
I have to write stuff and I can't because my head feels big and wobbly.
and I'm trying to remember what I said to my dad on the phone last night.

Custy, have a whopper of a do in Portsmouth.
It will be well cold so drink plenty.
Then ring the fuckers at 3am and keep ringing every half hour.

Wood glue, just use wood glue.
Not pritt stick.

thanks for asking about my meeting kreech.

well it was going much as i thought - maybe slightly better than i thought, then at the end she accused me of rubbish stuff and i have worked there less than a year so in effect - shes fucking with my mortgage money and i aint going down without a fight. the gloves are now off and shes going down.

hope all goes well with the PILs rhubs, drink loads.

Is she your boss custy?
I mean, you don't mind constructive criticism but not shitty accusations. Why is she doing it, to make herself look better? Or just personality clash?

You need to get in with the union and take someone along to any further meetings.
Note down everything that you do at work and make a note of every incident where she gives you stick.
Then take it to the person higher up than her and say that if it doesn't stop, you will put in a claim for harrassment.
But take notes of everything, notes are important with dates and times.
Get other people to witness the good stuff you do, tell them what you have done.

They can't get rid of you without a bloody good reason and you can claim unfair dismissal but you need the help of a union.

Custy there is velux glue. It's called 'Velux Glue'.

Hully. But then you would see my inane posts about DC, puppy and er, that's it. How do I find you? Do you want me to find you? It's taking it to the next step. That's a big commitment

Custy. I made it up. I'm sorry. I can't help it.
I was nearly going to say (when you started the Gunwharf thread that I'd come but it's a bit too far west. Have a great time though.

tutfy is a liar, custy. she makes stuff up all the time. it's sad and pathological.

it's ok tufty, we can take it slow.

Get a room!

Hully you can't be my FB friend if you call me 'sad and pathological'. That's not kind behaviour.

"does GP have crossbow"

( for dog, what happened? )

(for tenner, ds1 is 12, really hope this isn't what I've got to look forward to because I'm evil if they wake me)

huls, am friends with reality and custy, initials rp. I am sporting a marvellous hood in my profile pic. Named after a Beach Boys song...

I find that a taser gun works best.
I have a bat that zaps flies. It also zaps very naughty children.
However teenagers need a bigger zapper so how about this?

Awww custy. Sorry you had such a bad night.

I was the only adult in the house last night. DH was sleeping in the woods (not even in a tent, just a sleeping bag, I shit you not!)

I tried to go to work only to find that the west coast main line is closed, one train on the board not cancelled, and about 200 people waiting for it, so I came home..... to find that the heating has stopped working.

I am now sat with big fluffy dressing gown OVER my clothes.

Where is gunwarf?

Ooo gunwharf not far from me. Portmouth

That's a bit extreme isn't it Norman? Kicking your dh out to sleep in the woods?
I like it though! You should suggest it on the relationship threads. I bet yours never dares put a foot wrong now does he?
Have you checked on how defrosted he is yet?

Rhubarb that looks good. Handy for the beach in the summer or crossing a field full of bulls. jumble sale?

Norman, I don't really know what Gunwharf is beyond the fact that it's a gunwharf and Custy is having a meet up there tomorrow,it's in Portsmouth.

Also handy for when old people stop in the middle of supermarket aisles.

And when people queue across the pavement for the fashion.

And people who walk too slowly in front of you.
Fuckers who stand too close on the tube/train.
Husbands who dare to say no.
People who knock at the front door.
Shop assistants who don't smile and ignore you.
People who come round with "a rose for the laydee".
Queues at the bar.

In fact everyone should have one.
Then we could all prod each other and eventually the weaker ones will snuff it and we'll be doing our bit for population control.

www.gunwharf-quays.com it is a distinctly average outlet shopping place with your usual frankie and benny, nando, cinema type places -

the upside is - the train station i LITERALLY outside. so i can fall on the train home.

shit you not

NSF- wtaf - sleeping in the woods

Rhubs - IM HER MANAGER! , been there years - i want to be fair. and under 1 year of employment i kactually have very little rights. so im biding my time - im doimg well at work btw - been there 6 months and they decided to keep me ...huzzah!

We stayed at Gunwharf Quays in the big Tower opposite Tesco Express. We had a fab week.

Rhubarb if you were ever thinking of running for the 'Leader of the Whole World' role you should include that in your manifesto.

I think on the tube it would be fairer to use it by standing at the doors of an already packed carriage and prodding anyone trying to enter. Thus ensuring the health, safety and comfort of all those already aboard. Using it in the confined space of a packed tube/train may lead to a 'major incident'. You'd never make 'World Leader' then.

I would like to claim that I have balls of steel and that DH sleeping in the woods was for some minor infraction like leaving the toilet seat up or not having my dinner quite hot enough... but no... it was completely voluntary.

The had a nice fire though, apparently