To Just Kill Them all? The Thoughtless Fuckers.

[Tortington]

1. I have problems with sleep - it is precious. i know you probably think it's precious to everyone, but it's more precious to me, i suffer from phases of insomnia. if i fall asleep on the settee - leave me

if i fall asleep on the floor - leave me.

dont ever wake me. E-V-E-R

so when 19 year old thoughtless fuckhead of a son comes home at 1.30 am and breaks into my home via the velux window - i of course do not hear BECUASE I AM ASLEEP

so in pantomine fashion...all together...what happens when i am asleep?.....that's right boys and girls - you don't wake me.

if son had woken me, i would have seriously beaten him bow legged.

but no, DH 'D' H gets up, wanders round the house after hearing noises, realises its fuckhead son, and starts shouting something along the lines of 'if you have broken that window.....dont ever break into my house.....i;m gonna beat you bow legged next time...'

and

wakes

me

up.

I have gone from zero to boiling point, i am hugely angry at fuckhead son and dickhead dh in the matter of S SECOND.

and i fume
and i fume

and now im up - awake.

the best thing is i have this meeting with a staff member who is making my life a fucking misery at 8 am.

fuck
me

and this is just the cherry on the cake which reads ' no one actually cares enough to give a shit'

thoughtless cunts
thoughtless fucking cunts

there are layers
and layers to this

dont get me started on fuckhead son breaking in - no he cant have a key - becuase ....hes a fuckhead - trust me.

lazy bone idle shit

that fucker is getting up and being chucked out when i leave at 7.15 am - AND I DONT CARE THAT HE HAS NO WHER ELSE TO GO - becuase all his fuckhead friends are in bed til FUCKING MIDDAY.

fuck
me

my dog died too on saturday and i am majorly upset in a big way which means i cry a lot and i have turned into a weirdo dog lady who cries over dogs

and fuckhead son stole a tenner - this is significant becuase i have two sons and this one has never stolen from me. so i'm very upset.

Matters not whether you are a random frother Custy, fuckhead dh and fuckhead son need to be cruelly and inventively tortured.

neglects to mention called own 8 year old son misogynistic and disrespectful this morning

Maryz was there a beside you? He may have been trying to ascertain whether you were sleeping/passed out before investigating the contents of your purse and ordering pizza and pay per view porn

have you considered setting a bucket of cold water above the window so that when he opens it he gets covered?

i vote for burning some toast at 3am next time too.

how can i find you?

AND how ocme your friends with other MNers and not ME? huh? Huh?

Send fuckhead son over to my place. He can be resident babysitter for separation anxiety son and paranoid android daughter.
We've also got lots and lots of heavy DIY stuff that he can do in order to pay his rent.
And no spare tenners to steal because ds would get there first and claim he found them.

I don't suggest you replace lovely doggie, but you need a new one. A big one, which you can train to attack intruders at night.
One which has a humungous problem with men and would be fiercely loyal to you.
That's the kind of dog you need.

dh has insomnia. He cut out caffine and that helped. It's a tall order to cut it out, but depends how desperate you are to sleep.

So. Send son to live here for a bit and do work for us.
Get big fierce dog.
Cut out caffine.

See how easily I have sorted out your problems? You should come to me more often.
And when life is being shitty you simply HAVE to scream at me.
It's what I'm here for.

Anytime you need a break we've a blow up mattress.
In fact we were away during half term so why don't you commandere our house? Take some days off work, bunk up here, eat our food, look after the hamster etc.
We need someone to look after the hamster anyway.
There's 4 pubs within walking distance.
I'll even leave you some bacon in.
Whaddya say?

Oh and I still cry about Max you know.
That's a good 8 years after, but it's the not knowing what happened to him that gets me upset.
Hamster is first pet we've had since Max went.
That's how much it affected me.

Go to Rhubarb's house!

Ah I see, its a clique thing and not serious at all. Excellent.

DS1 is 13 in a few months. Are there any upsides to teenagers at all?

how can I find you reality?

There must be more Maryz.

I'm on facebook but I don't like being found

My dd is 11 and is a pre-teen. Her room is full of hamster poo that she fails to clean. Laundry is just chucked under the bed and she is THE MOST negative person on earth. If you're ill it won't be half as bad as how she feels. She gets more homework than ANYONE in her school, her journey to school in her nice warm school bus is far worse than my 1 mile walk into the village with ds every morning because she has to wait 5 minutes for the library to open. Her friends all have bigger and better things than her, all the teachers hate her and everything she does is apparently rubbish and bound to fail. If she gets an A it's because they feel sorry for her.

I can guess at the kind of teenager I'm going to have.

Teenagers can be dumped at youth club and left for several hours while staff deal with the sugar rush

Teenagers are nearly adults so you can actually glimpse some light at the end of the parenting tunnel.

Chin up, Custy, we'll have wine and ranting tomorrow

Glue the velux shut with velux glue.
I'm sorry about your dog, you should cry about the dog. That's normal.
buy a popup tent for the front garden. Next time DS can sleep in that.

Poor Custy. How did your meeting go?
I like two of your three lesbians. I can't stomach the Tocksvik woman.

wotcha tufts! you on fb? (theme of the day)

yeah we will have wine - i am gonna get DRUNK

all mumsnetters welcome - gunwharf tomorrow 1pm

Bonjour Madame Hully. I am on FB but.... then everyone would know who I am? Do you have a 'special' MN FB instead/aswell? Confused.

not surprised you have sleeping problems with that level of anger going on inside you

calm down dear, it will do you the world of good

:)