To Just Kill Them all? The Thoughtless Fuckers.

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1. I have problems with sleep - it is precious. i know you probably think it's precious to everyone, but it's more precious to me, i suffer from phases of insomnia. if i fall asleep on the settee - leave me

if i fall asleep on the floor - leave me.

dont ever wake me. E-V-E-R

so when 19 year old thoughtless fuckhead of a son comes home at 1.30 am and breaks into my home via the velux window - i of course do not hear BECUASE I AM ASLEEP

so in pantomine fashion...all together...what happens when i am asleep?.....that's right boys and girls - you don't wake me.

if son had woken me, i would have seriously beaten him bow legged.

but no, DH 'D' H gets up, wanders round the house after hearing noises, realises its fuckhead son, and starts shouting something along the lines of 'if you have broken that window.....dont ever break into my house.....i;m gonna beat you bow legged next time...'

and

wakes

me

up.

I have gone from zero to boiling point, i am hugely angry at fuckhead son and dickhead dh in the matter of S SECOND.

and i fume
and i fume

and now im up - awake.

the best thing is i have this meeting with a staff member who is making my life a fucking misery at 8 am.

fuck
me

and this is just the cherry on the cake which reads ' no one actually cares enough to give a shit'

thoughtless cunts
thoughtless fucking cunts

there are layers
and layers to this

dont get me started on fuckhead son breaking in - no he cant have a key - becuase ....hes a fuckhead - trust me.

lazy bone idle shit

that fucker is getting up and being chucked out when i leave at 7.15 am - AND I DONT CARE THAT HE HAS NO WHER ELSE TO GO - becuase all his fuckhead friends are in bed til FUCKING MIDDAY.

fuck
me

my dog died too on saturday and i am majorly upset in a big way which means i cry a lot and i have turned into a weirdo dog lady who cries over dogs

and fuckhead son stole a tenner - this is significant becuase i have two sons and this one has never stolen from me. so i'm very upset.

Get a grip OP.

Use the biscuit or don't use the biscuit but don't use the biscuit AND comment. There are rules about these things you know

smell your arse flakes pictish

and Breath OP, and Breath

thanks to all the people who dont think im a mad dog lady. it makes me feel a bit saner x

Sorry OP did I break the rules and wake. you. up?!

smell your arse flakes -

nah i been up for ages. make me some toast pictish and a brew - ta

Wouldn't it be a bit weird if you weren't upset about your dog??

Err ok - will you be in a better mood if I do?
Glad to help!

hully the lully
cheers - lu;;abys always cheer me up = they are really evil in nature, dropping babies and dying and stuff

I am in awe of your new name! Especially the Triumvirate bit. How long have you had it? I've not noticed you about much recently, although maybe I've just been lurking in the wrong places.......

YANBU :)

Well, maybe killing them all is a bit strong Custy, but definitely go with the klaxon.

And sorry about your dog, you have every right to be a weirdo sad about that.

thatnk you

it is in holy reverence to the three women who make me laugh the most on telly

Ellen
Sue Perkins
Sandi Toksvig

it so happens that they are all lesbians.

no haven't been around much, i hae been having a really shit time, and mumsnet is the plae for parody and pleasure - not deep and meaningful support when your life is falling apart. I found

Ahhh....I did not realise you were who you are...iyswim?

I thought you were just a random frother posting madness on the internet.

Well ok...you are...but you aren't.

Oh I don't know.

I'm going to get dressed now.

WHAT IS THE MATTER?

You ignored my fb message so you'll ave to answere yere.

Oh I LOVE Sandi Toksvig and Sue Perkins (I known v little about Ellen save that she's married to that one off that show with the lawyers in it). They wouldn't wake you up rudely in the middle of the night. You'd gently come round to hear their excellent and witty banter and the day would start well. I just know it.

You're on FB Hully?

Sort of. Are you?

Oh absolutely. You just didn't seem the type. You know, an attention hoar. I'm friends with several MNers. Easy to find. Look like a bloody hippy and drivel on a lot.

"and ds shook me to see if I was asleep"

that's what's wrong with parenting and the world right there.

please help yourself to my strawberry huller

Not that I'm suggesting you'd want to find me like.