To think that quoting past threads/quiches on MN does not prove you aren't a troll?

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You know when someone says 'name changed but not a troll - missing toaster, poo troll etc'. It doesn't really prove anything, does it? Any lurkers could read all that and still be a troll of some sort, no?

Am bored, can you tell?

DH used to have a stalker. She came for a job interview and kept wittering about how he was a dead ringer for George Clooney. She didn't get the job, but used to drop in at least once a week to get her "George" fix. We all got quite fond of the loon. Dh used to climb out his office window and sneak off out to the car and hide in the pub on the end of the mobile run errands when he saw her pulling into the car park, which was, we thought, a complete over reaction. She only licked him the one time.

Vait good Absy

<a class="break-all" href="http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?q=funny+ginger+girl&hl=en&sa=X&rlz=1T4SVEC_enGB395GB395&biw=1311&bih=492&tbm=isch&tbnid=LjKR9X0hZiylyM:&imgrefurl=idiotsbooks.com/%3Fm%3D201002&docid=C_JnO3BnOTUkmM&imgurl=idiotsbooks.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/Baby_ginger_monkey.jpg&w=408&h=352&ei=KikYT-bBHIWQ8QPJioWkCw&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=535&vpy=118&dur=140&hovh=208&hovw=242&tx=150&ty=137&sig=110347487839488791188&page=2&tbnh=143&tbnw=165&start=14&ndsp=21&ved=1t:429,r:16,s:14" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Pinot self-portrait

You're very cute Pinot.

Ah Pinot you look so sweet.

Honey, could you maybe lend Abs your dh to hang out round the machine with for a bit?

Well she'd probably need to switch the lights well off, and squint to see the resemblance - I know I do, but she's very welcome to borrow him.

If Pinot looks like that and has kittens I'm adopting the whole damn clan!

Abs?

Pre-wedding treat?

Wha'? honeydragon's DH?

Erm, I know that DP's kind of fine with me being George Clooney (who is allegedly that's a totall lie, he very much is gay) 's girlfriend, not someone's DH's GF. It would be weird.

@ poor ol' Abs at wandering back in to be offered Mnetters husbands

Well, I was all set to organise it as a wedding present.

but if you're going to be so damned UNGRATEFUL

You can't have mine, Absy, as I need him to fix the bathroom drawers this weekend. From Monday though, he's good to go

I'd like to tell you all that I inadvertantly just asked a very intelligent question on Fell's thread in chat. Quite by accident, sadly, but still Turns out I'm a philosopher and I didn't even know it.

Fell has a thread in chat?

Hulls, I said the REAL George Clooney. Being offered a look alike in dimmed lighting isn't going to cut it.

It was a nice thought, but seriously.

humph

I may have to print out Fell's thread as evidence that I did once type something intellectualualual on Mumsnet

tbf he is only a look a like if you are an insane stalker

Can I urge you most strongly to go to the implants thread and read the last few posts between Xenia and Bonsoir? So, so good.

Xenia and bonsai ?

I know bonsoir has auto corrected to bonsai but I like it

this one

Just read the last few. I just want to share.

Where's this thread? I want to see Pinot's work of genius

I would offer DP but he's well stressed out at the moment. Though it would be nice to have someone else listen to 15 minute rants about being charged extra for humus. Mid rant, he looked at me and went "you don't care about the humus, do you?" and I was all "no, not at all". (Disclaimer, I may have been drunk)

god bless my dh, gotta love a man who loves a moose

Fell's thread where I said a clever thing, for once

Ah, the colour question asked my Mom that when I was 10. It's all been downhill since then

Is her genetic inheritance of my looks as useful to her? Who knows but you certainly tend to do better if you look good.

Wow. Just...wow. To have that much self-confidence. It must be an amazing thing.

Is X the super-mum? Name of a bedtime drink?

just fabulous