to love this put down.....

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'there are sensors in my car that have more sense than you'

whats your favourite (none offensive) put down?

From Ab Fab

Edina to the snooty girl in the Art Gallery

"And you can drop the attitude, you only work in a shop!"

To drunken willy waver, "No thanks, I don't smoke."

Drunken yob : "I shagged yer Mum last night."
Me : "Oh, so you were the crap shag with the small nob."

"Don't have a battle of wits with me, you've only half the ammunition."

'
your mouth wont be flapping so much when it has your foot in it'

Iv got a few faves, i use "you really are the spunk ur mum should have swallowed" its been said to the x a few times. and i have a friend who always has a drama seriously she really is depressing lol i was having a bad day and she was whineing on so i just stopped looked at her and said "dya no what, that is a really touching story but not my problem" to be fair iv hardly seen her since lol o well

An anti-joke rather than a real put down but I love it:

Your friend's so gay he has consensual sex with other men and enjoys it.

Having rather a noticeable chest and working in a pub, I once got ask if I was wearing a wonderbra to which I replied... no with a chest this size its a wonder they stay in bra! One blushing bloke!

Your so far in the closet you found Narnia

did you think of that yourself or did your mum help you?