to love this put down.....

[boohoobabywho]

'there are sensors in my car that have more sense than you'

whats your favourite (none offensive) put down?

Ugly as a mud fence

Dull as a row of tents

My favourite which me and dh found on a greetings card and use on each other all the time

"There is a magic about you that is all your own"

But showy I made it up
it was on the spur of the moment and everything. And I never do that. I am rubbish generally.

It was a brief moment of wit and some git had put it on a mug.

'Your village called...they want their idiot back!'

You are living proof that you can't educate shit.

LOL Trixidoll, the one I remember is "You are depriving a village somewhere of its idiot"

Were you born a twat or did you take night classes?

if you were a stick of rock, you'd have cunt/loser/bastard/etc written through and through

Also, 'scratch, scratch little kitten' is highly aggravating for anyone being catty

'If you had half the intelligence that you think you have,you would have twice the intelligence that you actually have'

Never before have I wanted MN to have a like button so much, love some of these.

Making notes for later

Never had chance to use it but

" Your the one your Mum should have swallowed! "

You're a waste of DNA - they could have made a billion bacteria instead.

I got clobbered by one once and I thought it was really good.

I was standing with my friend (she is v pretty and I wasnt too bad back then, I was about 21!) and a bloke came up and asked us if we were sisters, we said no and he said "oh thats a pity, I was about to ask you were Cinderella was"

Git. :o

Save your breath for your inflatable girlfriend
If brains were dynamite, you'd barely have enough to ruffle your hair

My mum always used "if wit were shit you'd smell of roses"

A bloke once said to me in a pub.." you and me could make beautiful babies"

I replied " the only way you could make babies, would be if you contribute to a sperm bank"

I have heard being used "I've got high heels bigger than your dick".

"Do you want to go halves on a bastard?" (My personal most loathesome pick up line ever!)

"Didnt your parents already do that?"

I love this thread :o Marking my place!

And I always did wonder about your sign offs dawntigga

Loved that line in Primal Scream that Laura Linney said to her ex Richard Gere about their realtionship: "We had a one night stand, Marty. It just lasted 6 months" Miaow!

Not a put-down as such but, as a teenager, I was flashed at once. I looked him up and down and told him I'd give him 8 for effort but only 2 for style.

Said in a broad Irish Accent;
Ah sure, I wouldnt give you the schteam of my pish.

"he wouldnt give you the steam off his piss" is a put down for being stingy around here!