If Dh does nto fucking stop crunching those fucking crisps I may just fucking scream at him.

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Am I being unreasonable?

Yabu.

YABU

come sit over here next to me and you can listen to me slurping my ice cream pie type thingy

so what should I do then: hit him over the head with the laptop?

or whats up ? you sound a smidge miffed?

do you want some crisps?

"So I said to him, if you pop that gum one more time..."

I could have posted that! That is my pet hate, noisy eating even if it is something like crisps, my poor DH always gets moaned at

Are they Wheat Crunchies? DP eats Wheat Crunchies and It makes me want to stab him!

YANBU. Mine has just finished a packet of peanuts. How to send your wife over the edge one crunch at a time!

Poor things have to eat - do you want them to stick to purees?

YABU

Trinity, I have stuffed my face to the hilt today (again) so no, I don't want any.

But I am a bit tired, and v v v nervous because i have a telephone interview tomorrow and I reallllllllllllllllllllllllllllly want this job.

Fortunately the crunching has stopped.

why not just eat something and then you won't hear him?

oooops sorry cross posts

YANBU - I hate the sound of people eating.

Nope tell him to go outside and crunch i have a food noise phobia i am awful i cant stand it , I have to walk away when dd is eating cereal or toast , yanbu bot dont harm your poor husband l

i'm with you... i hate any 'mouth noises' especially if he isnt actually eating anything ffs! just smacking his lips and rolling his tongue around.

sometimes i think doing the time would be worth it!

oh he is finished good luck with the interview

YANBU Although it could be worse, you could be on a train with the stranger in the seat behind you eating a massive bag of crisps really slowly, right in your ear, trying not to make noise but actually making loads of noise and taking ages to finish

or.. or.. sucking a sweet and 'clicking' said sweet every few seconds

Trinity, half my reason for being so goddammed fat is because I eat when he does so that I cannot bloody here him.

Oooh, I like Wheat Crunchies...

oh sorry Good luck

ARGGHH rebecca do you want to curl up into a ball and cry or stick a sweetie up the sookers nose

My OH works evenings. This is very fortunate because I like a glass of wine poured over crushed ice. The ice is the best part and I like to crunch it bit by yummy bit.

If someone did that sitting next to me I would poke them in the eye